I Know We Get A Lot Of Catlad!Jason Or Stray!Tim Au’s, But Just This Once Can We Get A Stray!Bernard

Oh no! Your homosexual situationship didn't work out! You have four options to proceed:

Graduate from murder cop to puppet fascist

Become a pit fighter and descend into alchaholism

Emerge from your chrysalis to become twink Jesus

Age 20 years, become a hater, and murder your ex

Ok who wants my low effort shit posts!

LMK if it was a video game (based off totk/botw)

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DDVAU SPOILERS

MOTHER SPORE

ddvau by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11

incorrect quotes (pt4)

Jason: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Roy a little bit. Damian, holding Jay's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Jason: No, that's our joint tombstone. Damian: My mistake.

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Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Jason: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

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Bernard: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Tim: *sighs* Tim: I killed a man. Kon: wait, whAT-

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Jason: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Tim: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Bernard: I’m “a couple of things” Kon: I’m “got distracted”

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Dick: Life is like Tim. It's short.

Wait… I just found out that this picture comes from Jon’s dreams… you mean to tell me Jon dreamt up Damian in this outfit………

jason keeps getting banned from twitter because he runs an anti jason todd account and as far as anyone else knows, jason todd is a poor little dead 15 year old.

in unrelated news, tim keeps reporting a heartless individual who makes fun of his dead brother.

a chicken and a raccoon 

im so down for cannibalism