Same
It's been god knows how many years and I'm still on my Caspian/Peter bullshit
Real important message here guys, can we stop the anti-ship stuff? Just let people ship what they want to. It does’t matter if “it would never work” or if “they’re not gay”, just let people see love were they see it. The world wont end from a bit of extra love, but it certainly will with extra hate.
I just read the Silmarillion. I am confused.
You know what I love about Lord of the Rings? The characters are human. They make mistakes, they fail, some loose hope. But, in the end, they succeed, they get over their failure and triumph. They fall, but they get up, stand on their broken limbs, brush off the dirt,and they keep fighting. Why? They don’t have to, they could give in to the darkness, but they don’t, because they’re holding on to something. That there’s still good in the world.
I am also on a swim team, so I’m adding.
- we were told to do one 500. We had to do 3 cuz someone was breathing to much. Then we all breathed in protest.
- A senior walked up to a freshman and picked him up and spun him around.
- “just keep your laps straight.” “I COULDN’T EVEN KEEP MYSELF STRAIGHT!”
- One of the people on my swim team fucking prayed while they were on the block, like the dude fucking crossed his chest and then kissed his hand. My friend saw a different guy do this, he wasn’t even religious!
- One of the guys wolf-whistled at another guy. I am now writing gay fanfic of them.
- we found a knife on the swim bus and didn’t think to give it to the coach for a full ass 10 minutes, so we sat their all staring at the knife wondering what to do.
- one guy started whistling really loudly just at the start of an event.
- a girl jumped into the pool fully clothed.
- took a nap on a table
- Medicine Ball Catch. Enough said
- We have a cheer about toothpaste
- we all shave together
- we have gossip sessions in the shower
- the boys relay always yell “meat sauce” before they swim
- treat inhalers like drugs.
- a girl who threw her goggles at the coach.
There is so much more shit I have seen that I can’t even write it all. My swim team is very special
Here are some things that I witnessed kids from my swim team say and do
*Someone is talking about how they're trying to be more healthy and happy* another kid- "man, that shit dont work, settle for cocaine like the rest of us
"I'm pretty sure everyone cheated on the test last week" "I didnt" "Okay, fucking nerd"
*dude walks by in a Speedo* "damn, look at his weiner" *dude turns around to look at them* *person next to her takes a bite of their sausage on a fork*
*Drake dramatically opens the door to the pool room* IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY FEARS" "OKAY DRAKE, THEN KILL THIS FUCKING SPIDER" a person hiding in a corner yells "IM HERE IM QUEER AND I HAVE ONE FEAR" *Drake runs away screaming*
"Daaaaamn, i dropped less time than emily, and shes fucking slow"
"Do you think I coukd swim fully clothed without getting in trouble?" "Abby I swear to god if you do that-" *abby proceeds to jump into the pool fully clothed* *her boyfriend screams and jumps in after her trying to save his phone that was in her pocket*
"i LiKe CrAcK" *takes bite of raw onion*
*this one person whispering* "the snack that smiles back" *whole team yelling* "GOLDFISH"
"What kind of water are hamsters supposed to swim in?" "Um, no water? They aren't supposed to be in water" "shit..." "ROW WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"They guys locker room is so much nicer than the girl's" "why the fuck were you in the boys locker room Abby?" "WHY THE FUCK WAS NELSON GIVING US A TOUR OF IT, NOAH? I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE AND WE WANTED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!"
"Is that a potato chip?!" *dives into the water to get a potato chip from the bottom of the pool* *eats the really soggy potato chip* "well this dont taste good..."
*person who was sick walking past the lockers into the main part of the locker room* "WAZZUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DID YA MISS ME?!" "WHY DIDNT YOU DIE WHILE YOU WE'RE SICK ABBY?!" "FUCK YOU ASHLYN
I am crying
the amount of times i’ve listened to this and cried is embarrassing 😎🕺🏻
credit: bookamour on tiktok (i love their account, they have made pieces like this for many other books too)
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
Update.
I went back to this restaurant and…
Umm, so I was at a restaurant with my family last night and I found these…
There were a lot of other titles with different fandoms, but these were my favorite.
FACTS!!!!
Mouthpiece is just a less likeable version of Racetrack Higgins and I think its great that Ben Cook is just playing the same character in two different musicals
Feeling like I want to take down the sexist, homophobic and old members of the government. The rage of the 1899 news boys is flowing through me, convincing me to fight the old people telling me my opinions are invalid. Who’s with me?!
(She/they) this is now a fandom blog I guess. enjoy my stupid content!
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