Yall Know What We Need To Go Newsies On The Government's Ass. Doesn't Matter Which One, Just Do It.

Is Spot standing on a box? He must be

"hi."

"...hi."

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The elves always seem to blame man for evil and darkness. Always saying they’re weak and gullible. But it’s not the elves who continue to fight even after the walls breached, It’s not elves who charge into scores of orcs, who attack the black gate with no hope that they can win for the slight chance that it will help Frodo and Sam. I’m not saying the elves are not brave or did not help destroy the ring, they did. I’m just saying they have no right to call mortals weak. 

The elves lost hope and most sailed to Valar, the humans lost hope and charged to war.

In a lot of lotr Modern AUs, a lot of people make Aragorn the Mom friend and I find it outrageous! Like, Aragorn is totally the friend who: lives on coffee, never sleeps, smokes weed, dosn’t pay his taxes (if he has them), hasn't washed his hair is 3 years, skips class (If high school or collage AU) and probably has killed someone. Like, yeah, he cares about his friends, but his solution to most likely anything is murder and/or coffee. The real mom friend of the Fellowship is Boromir, he probably cares snacks every where and is, like, the only member of the fellowship who doesn't smoke pipe weed.

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wss 2021: *opens with a bunch of white boys dancing in the streets of new york*

my brain: i'm getting strong newsies vibes from this

I was in the middle of reading it and it was my last grain of sanity. I am hoping it comes back soon before i loose it. Though I do respect the author’s decision to hide it as it is in their right.

NO WHAT THE FUCK ART HEIST BABY WAS REMOVED FROM AO3

I feel like Gandalf also knows that the hobbits think they are being hostile and, in addition to a nice safe challenge, he comes back to pis them off.

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

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