If It’s Cannon Era Then 92sies, If Not, Then Livesies. Kind Of. There Is Some That Change But Mostly

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

MORE THINGS MY SWIM TEAM HAS DONE!!!!!

-My friend and I walk out of the locker room.We all the sudden hear screaming from the boys locker room, We just looked at each other and raise our eyebrows.

-3 guys were 3 seconds away from getting into a fist fight over a lane. The rest of the team was watching them like a move. One girl was pretending to eat popcorn.

- *Talking about committing a crime* Me-“In jail you get free heath care.” A junior-“Sounds good, let’s go break the law.” A sophomore (Keep in mind that he is a cis male) “But you don’t get enough tampons in jail!”

-”I was eating dirt in 8th grade, bro.”

-A guy gets a lot of noise bleeds. On the bus home from a meet he got one and there were no tissues or anything. One of the boys suggests a tampon. Now anytime he has a noise bleed someone throws a tampon at him.

-A girl brought a gallon of tea to practice.

-One of the guys looked so offended when he saw a guy on a different team had the same tech suit as him. 

-I’m pretty sure most of them (and positive some of them) are high half the time, so that may be the reason for all the shit they do.

My swim season is over! I’ll definitely miss my team. As my team is made up of 2 small schools, I will be able to see some of them, but the kids from the other school I probably wont. I had a fantastic time swimming with them all and am glad I will see most of them next year.

Here are some things that I witnessed kids from my swim team say and do

*Someone is talking about how they're trying to be more healthy and happy* another kid- "man, that shit dont work, settle for cocaine like the rest of us

"I'm pretty sure everyone cheated on the test last week" "I didnt" "Okay, fucking nerd"

*dude walks by in a Speedo* "damn, look at his weiner" *dude turns around to look at them* *person next to her takes a bite of their sausage on a fork*

*Drake dramatically opens the door to the pool room* IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY FEARS" "OKAY DRAKE, THEN KILL THIS FUCKING SPIDER" a person hiding in a corner yells "IM HERE IM QUEER AND I HAVE ONE FEAR" *Drake runs away screaming*

"Daaaaamn, i dropped less time than emily, and shes fucking slow"

"Do you think I coukd swim fully clothed without getting in trouble?" "Abby I swear to god if you do that-" *abby proceeds to jump into the pool fully clothed* *her boyfriend screams and jumps in after her trying to save his phone that was in her pocket*

"i LiKe CrAcK" *takes bite of raw onion*

*this one person whispering* "the snack that smiles back" *whole team yelling* "GOLDFISH"

"What kind of water are hamsters supposed to swim in?" "Um, no water? They aren't supposed to be in water" "shit..." "ROW WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"They guys locker room is so much nicer than the girl's" "why the fuck were you in the boys locker room Abby?" "WHY THE FUCK WAS NELSON GIVING US A TOUR OF IT, NOAH? I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE AND WE WANTED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!"

"Is that a potato chip?!" *dives into the water to get a potato chip from the bottom of the pool* *eats the really soggy potato chip* "well this dont taste good..."

*person who was sick walking past the lockers into the main part of the locker room* "WAZZUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DID YA MISS ME?!" "WHY DIDNT YOU DIE WHILE YOU WE'RE SICK ABBY?!" "FUCK YOU ASHLYN

Aaaand that's all I can think of, tell me if you want a part two

I will never be able to watch the Mines of Moria scene the same ever again.

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

Does anyone have any fanfics of the fellowship just like living together in a modern house? like, middle earth turns into earth and they’re immortal. So like legolas is still an elf and the hobbits are hobbits and stuff like that. And they gotta, like, pretend to be normal? please tell me if you do. thanks in advance.

“No we cannot. But we will meet them in battle nonetheless.”

“There was never much hope… Only a fool's hope.”

Out of all of the great lines in lord of the rings, both the book and movies, this two have stuck with me the most. Why? Because the entire series is based on hope, never much, but enough. All the characters don’t have hope that they will win, they know it’s next to impossible, but they aren't going down without a fight, and nether should you. It shows that you don’t have to have total faith in yourself, you can be certain you are going to fail, but you still have to try, you have to hold on to what ever hope you have, even if it’s only a fool’s hope.

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day

When ever I write a modern, non-magic AU of lotr, I always include just a touch of magic. Have something be a little mystical, because I, for one, always believe in magic and I think everyone else wants to a bit too.

Not to double post but also can we talk about the gayness in spirited

Real important message here guys, can we stop the anti-ship stuff? Just let people ship what they want to. It does’t matter if “it would never work” or if “they’re not gay”, just let people see love were they see it. The world wont end from a bit of extra love, but it certainly will with extra hate.