Okay, this post of Tom being asked who he'd like to see Loki going up against in the MCU got me thinking.
I feel like we have yet to see Loki going up against anyone with magical abilities in anything like a fair fight. Strange took him by surprise, and we didn't see anything from Ebony Maw because the whole damn attack on the Statesman was off screen (yes, I'm still bitter about that). And Loki hasn't interacted with Wanda or Wong. So I think my first preference would be a magic user, although I'd prefer him to be fighting alongside the characters mentioned above, so it would have to be a new character.
As Tom says, the X-Men are now part of the universe, so I'd love to see Loki and Magneto trying to figure each other out. Loki would have to get rid of his armour fast! XD
I feel like we've seen him fighting earthbound characters already, so that would be less exciting. Although I'd be curious to see what would happen with Peter Parker. I can imagine Spider-man being agile enough to keep out of the way of a lot of Loki's attacks until Loki gets frustrated enough and brings in the big guns. That could be amusing.
Of course, this is with MCU Loki not series Loki. Now series Loki could wipe the floor with just about anyone!
Wait! Okay, okay... I wanna see series Loki get revenge on Thanos. There. That's what would make this world a better place.
Peter: *Enters completely drenched & shivering*
Tony: Underoos!! *starts screaming & pampering him*
*While making cold chocolate to warm up his little spiderling*
Tony: Why didn't you swing in your suit? It would have saved you from resembling a kicked & drenched puppy.
Peter: *pouts* I am not a puppy
Peter: Also, it’s a million dollar worth suit, Mr. Stark. Couldn't get it wet
Tony: astonished, slackjawed, flabbergasted
Tony: Is my age catching upto me or did you actually took a nose dive into a freaking lake with that suit?
Peter: oh! It was waterproof?!
Tony: Flabbergasted Stark
Simon: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Wille: [in the distance] Or murder.
I'm not sure if this is true but I honestly think that mobius went to visit his place at the timeline, just because of what loki said.
Peter: Why don’t we have any pets?
Tony: I…
Tony: Why don’t we have any pets??
Hawkeye (2021)
Tony tries to get Peter to call him by his first name. Peter hits him with "the only way I'll ever call adults by their first name is adding "uncle/aunt" before that."
Tony somehow despises the idea. He also has no idea why that is.
James: guys I think I’m homophobic…
Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?
James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room
Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother
Tony: I feel like sherlock holmes right now.
Stephen: I would say the same thing..
I hate Marvel for this :,)
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