Revolver Ocelot Has The World’s Funniest Height (in Feet And Inches) Because You KNOW He Wants To Say

mother stands for comfort

mother will hide the murderer

i actually debated between calling him “heterosexual” and “allegedly heterosexual” and decided to be a good girl who doesn’t speculate about celebrities’ sexualities, but you’re right, considering his Mads Mikkelsen Feelings and such. i edited the og post to add the word “allegedly”

kojima otasune tweets: they’re basically married :) like johnlock :)

kojima bosselot tweets: [the horniest yaoi you have ever seen a 50something heterosexual man retweet]

If only I’d tried to get out sooner…

honestly i bet kaz’s wife was cheating on him and he 100% knew when she announced she was pregnant (considering he is infertile) but didn’t have a leg to stand on (pun ENTIRELY UNINTENTED) because he’s been having hatesex with big boss for many years of their marriage. so they just have an unspoken agreement not to discuss eachother’s respective infidelity until one of them hits a breaking point and a messy divorce ensues.

Do you prefer Big Boss and Ocelot having the dynamic of brothers or lovers?

i think ocelot is in love with big boss while big boss sees ocelot as a brother (tho is not weirded out by ocelot’s attraction to him, as one would be with their actual brother lol) because i love messiness and unrequited love <3

Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?

kojima otasune tweets: they’re basically married :) like johnlock :)

kojima bosselot tweets: [the horniest yaoi you have ever seen a 50something allegedly heterosexual man retweet]