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It's my Birthday on Wednesday...

Donita: Drink your coffee and get out of here, idiots!

94 percent but I’m actively charging it haha

Tag game!

500th post so why not start a tag game :D

Your battery percentage is the number of friends you have. How popular are you?

1-10 ok woah go charge your phone

you don’t have many friends because you’re too cool for most people :D

11-25 why have you been on your phone this long go outside

you have a good mix of friends and bitches. Respect.

26-50 your fine for a day or so

you are probably in 3+ friend groups but only in 2 group chats

51-75 congratulations on not forgetting to charge your phone last night

Woah there. Slow down on the friends- your phone might break from all the numbers you text. Good luck- you’re going to need it.

76-99 …wow! Someone who actually charges their phone- rare :3

you don’t know the names of all your friends and make 3 more everywhere you go.

100 you are a living god.

Wow- didn’t know this was possible. Round of applause to the amazing Dee Ity! (What a strange name)

npt:

@cuethesolareclipse13 @happilynerdyzombie @dayz72 @wisegirl42 @koryphaea

I'm so happy to be here! Violet and Zach are so cute together 😍!

Donita and her now ex husband Henry were a ‘whirlwind romance’ getting married only 19 months after first meeting. Donita continues to hold resentment towards Henry for being a bad husband and father when they were married and letting Daphne down throughout her life. Henry holds a lot of guilt towards Donita and especially Daphne, causing him to pull away from her even more and strain their relationship more. Henry was very concerned about Dabio’s relationship with Donita and was completely convinced they were having an affair despite both of them repeatedly denying it. In the beginning, Daphne resented Dabio for ‘breaking up her family’ and refused to speak to him. But, as time went on, Daphne realized that Dabio was not the reason for her parent’s divorce and began to talk to him more, learning they were quite similar.

First Post ~ Introduction

Hello everyone! I’m Octoqueen and I've been ‘lurking’ on this Tumblr for a while now so I figured its time to introduce my self insert, Daphne Donata, Donita’s only daughter.

 She’s nineteen and an influencer/model of her mother’s designs. Her parents got divorced when she was seven, and her father is distant from her, opting to live with his new wife and children, who do not get along with Daphne. Donita is very close to her daughter and supports her, learning about the internet and how to further her own company through her daughter’s social media and the internet. Dabio is the father figure Daphne never had. They are extremely close and Daphne views him as her ‘real’ father, coming to him for any advice. Daphne has always had an infatuation with being famous, with her mother being a fashion designer and her father being a famous musician, but she wanted to be something new and different, starting up an Instagram account and quickly amassing new followers through her fashion reviews/runway looks and her travels around the world with her mother. 

I used this picrew to make what she would look like

happy birthday! I hope it’s filled with the happiest memories and lots of cake 😋😋😋

I don't know about you, but I'm finally

🎊22🎂

Reblog or tag anyone who's currently needs some a piece pink frosting chocolate cakes (no pressure)

Taglist

@kazzykatt @jokerislandgirl32 @bejeweled-wahlberg @sunflawyer @lovelybakerandconstructionworker @foolsworldsblog @octoqueen10 @cat-angel-936 @cartoondrawer @caityrayeraye @milichan015 @velvets-stuff @thatpjogirl-12 @sideswipe1730 @partypot99 @doink-boink @fullmoonsys @velvets-stuff

How Donita Met Henry

This was a lot longer than I expected so I placed it below the cut

TW: divorce, pregnancy, abandonment, disownment, affairs

Donita Donata always knew she was different from the rest of her family. Her parents and 6 brothers couldn’t seem to understand why she wanted to leave their small town in Greece, a place she had lived her entire life, and become a fashion designer. She loved her town, she really did, but she wanted  needed to leave and try to follow her dreams. So, when the opportunity presented itself, she left her home and moved to New York to be a fashion designer. After months of failure and making virtually no money, Donita met Zachary Varmitech, a young tech billionaire, at a ‘Find Your Villian Seminar’ she was working at to make money and connections for her business. She initially found him incredibly annoying, complaining and whining about the clams at his dinner, but decided to strike up a conversation with him, for the sake of her business and sanity. Zach grew on her over time, reminding her of her youngest brother, who was 12 when she moved. 

After meeting Zach, Donita’s career blew up, giving her more money and fame than she could have dreamt of with her normal designs and her newest collection of Living Legends. But Donita still felt empty inside, having just witnessed the meeting of Zach and Violet again and knew they were destined to be together, she wanted someone like that for herself. Shortly after, she met Henry at a nightclub she frequented. Henry was a Cuban musician, who rose to fame shortly after she did. Donita was instantly in love, believing that this moment was what her entire life had lead up to. Henry reciprocated this love and the two began to see eachother daily. A little bit after their one year anniversary, Donita discovered she was pregnant. She was excited, but worried about what her parents and family, who were very traditional would think. Henry on the other hand, was over the moon and offered to elope with her on the spot. Donita, being naive and in love, agreed but kept her finances and company in her own name as a precaution. They ran off to Vegas and got married in a courthouse, telling noone. When Donita’s family discovered what happened, her parents and four of her six brothers vowed to never speak to her, excluding her two younger brothers. Donita was completely heartbroken, but determined to make the relationship work to spite her parents and have a stable home environment for her daughter, Daphne Catalina Donata, born three months after her elopement.

Her initial love of Henry quickly began to taper off with the stresses of a new baby and with Henry constantly being on business trips for his music career, having worn off completely by Daphne’s fourth birthday, leaving both of them frustrated and in arguments constantly. Zach, still hurt from being excluded from her elopement/wedding and someone who never really liked Henry, and Gourmand, a newer friend of Donita's that she met through work in the past year, both tried to convince Donita to file for divorce, telling her that both Daphne and her would be better off without Henry in their lives, but Donita persisted, partially out of love for Henry, but mostly to prove that her parents were wrong about her and Henry. Dabio, Donita’s new business partner and friend brought tensions to an all time high, leading to frequent screaming matches about if Donita was having an affair with him or Martin, someone Donita was known to have a crush on.

In the end, Henry asked for a divorce, telling her he had met someone else. Donita asked for full custody, he agreed and never fought for Daphne. Henry married Allison Brighton after getting his divorced, and proceeded to have 3 more children with her, Alexis (age 9), Jonathan (age 4), and Milly (1.5 years). Allison is a very insecure woman and viewed Donia and Daphne by association as a threat, and treated Daphne horribly, with no rebuttal from Henry. Daphne was shattered by this news, viewing herself as more of a ‘daddy’s girl’ and frequently waited by the door for her father to come back to them and got disappointed every time when he didn’t show up for her, fueling Donita’s hatred of him. Eventually Daphne gave up trying to get her father to love her the way she wanted him to and developed a complicated relationship with him and love as a concept.

(Violet belongs to @jokerislandgirl32 (please lmk if you would like me to remove her/that storyline from my au))

Feel free to jump in! No pressure

@sarsaparilla-springs @blackaleycatt @cartoondrawer

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

Daphne Feels Insecure

Vera and all of her siblings belong to the incredible @jokerislandgirl32

Daphne wondered one night, not for the first time, why couldn’t she be more like the Varmitechs? They had their lives together and were doing more than she was. Daphne knows comparison is hard but it's difficult when Vera, who is barely older than Daphne, is an incredible musician with a 4.0 GPA along with being in varsity ballet and gymnastics, somehow maintained a cheerful attitude, and was so gorgeous. Vera was everything that Daphne wanted to be and wasn’t, and while she would never admit it, she was extremely jealous of her. Vera didn’t have perceivable flaws, at least according to Daphne. She was jealous of the entire Varmitech family, they seemed to have something that Daphne didn’t and would never have. Every sibling was so unique and good at what they did and truly cared about it and each other. Daphne was even jealous of the Varmitech parents. She knew why her parents had to get divorced, but missed the unity and strength that Violet and Zach project. Everyone around them could tell that they were deeply in love and there was no question to be had about it. Zach and Violet wer both involved in all of their children’s lives deeply, something Daphne always felt insecure about. Zach could remember tiny details of his five earthside children’s lives while her own father was struggling to remember his oldest daughter and only child with Donita’s birthday. Daphne seemed to be terrible at everything Henry was good at. The worst part for Daphne though was that all of the Varmitechs really cared about her. They incorporated her into their family vacations and spent their own free time to help her. They were impossible to hate, but Daphne was still jealous. She knew she brought important skills to the table, but they just felt so mediocre and terrible compared to the talents everyone else had. Daphne knew it was normal to feel insecure, but also felt guilty for feeling negative thoughts towards people who changed her life so fundamentally. They were rays of sunshine in her dark clouds, and she appreciated them and all they did more than they could ever know, even when she was feeling jealous of all they had.

They’re so cute 🥰

The villains plan part 2

(The character mentioned here is not mine, it is @jokerislandgirl32 , gracias ^^)

María: *with a towel on Razo's head* you shouldn't play in the garden, you know that

Razo: I'm sorry Maria...*scolded*

María: well, nothing happens, go with Hasper and * watch the wolf leave * uff and that pumpkin was for lunch. Or well, I'll use it for compost

*Bell ring*

Maria: huh!? Did they arrive so early? *surprised* Hello, put the Husky mantle on the others.

Hello: yes, don't worry

María: agh and I still haven't finished preparing the food or setting up the table outside *goes to open the door* Chris *surprised* and the rest? *leans over to look outside and sees no one*

Chris: no, I'm alone, I wanted to come help you *scratches the back of his neck nervously*

María: ah, very good, he comes in * takes him by the hand and shows him in *

....

Zach: very good, this is the plan * with a ruler he points to a drawing that she made * we will kidnap the girl from Ureña so that the green boy can rescue her and they can fall in love with her and be happy

Donita: mh...and how are we going to kidnap her?

Gourmound: Yes, from what we saw, she has two dogs. As soon as they see what we are doing, they will alert her.

Zach: but they already saw us before, surely her simple minds will think that we are visiting friend, plus we could use Donita to convince her that she comes

Donita: and why me? I don't want to be surrounded by mud from the rain. Can't your wife go?

Zach: I don't want to involve her in this, Martin is very aggressive with these issues, and didn't you want to be her godmother? You have to get to know and become friends with the bride, right?

Donita: Yes, but I thought I would meet her when she was already here, what if Gourmound is better off with her dog? They are both dog owners, it could help.

Gourmound: I didn't bring it with me, although you could also use a Zachbot or two for this and they wouldn't even notice

Donita: I like that plan

Zach: ugh well, then... I'll send a Zachbot to catch the girl when they are distracted with something, then we make a call saying that we have her, Chris arrives, defeats us as always and rescues her, they fall in love and are happy, okay ?

*the two villains nod*

Zach: Perfect, let's get started!

....

Martin: Where is Chris?

Aviva: left early to go help Maria

Martin: ah... *serious* just when he had to talk to him about something

Aviva: they can do it later

Martin: *takes a deep breath* okay, I'll walk a little while, let me know when you're gone *leaves*

Aviva: and now what's wrong with him? *looks at Jimmy and Koki who shake their heads

Koki: maybe it's brother jealousy, it's very normal

Aviva: yes it can be...

Martin: ugh, I can't believe she meant let's go to that girl's house again *complaint* well, at least she'll serve as a tour guide I guess... huh? What is that sound ? *hides in the bushes and watches a Zachbot pass by* What is Zach planning? *decides to follow robot*

....

*Hallo and Kris looked at the humans from afar*

Pandy: everything okay?

Hallo without taking his eyes off them: why wouldn't he be?

Kris: Everything's fine honey, we're just watching.

Pandy: haha, she'll be fine, they don't have to be so upset, and human Chris seems to be a good boy.

Kris: Chris human?

Pandy: that's what we decided to name it, Razo thought it was a good idea

Hello: ah, thanks for asking us, it was a nice detail

Pandy: ...guys, I know it's difficult, this situation is complicated for me too.

Hello: well you don't look *annoyed*

Kris: we just want him to be happy but

Hello: it seems like yesterday when she was just a little girl....

Pandy: yes, I miss those moments too *starts looking too*

Chris: a question Maria, how did you meet them? *curious*

María: they only appeared, at first it was only Kris, then Hallo, Pandy, then Rojo and I was the only one who could see them, until Razo arrived and my mother was scared to see 5 wolves and one rotting in my room then they came rest. I was 7 years old at the time haha

Chris: Did they just show up? *turns to see them*

Pandy: *I smiled and wags my tail*

María: yes, then things happened... and we ended up living here

Chris: oh and did your parents take it well?

María:...*hangs her head* they thought it was sad but they said it was fine

Kris: Maria, I think I heard Hasper barking in the orchard.

Maria: In the garden! I have to go see! *it goes*

Chris: I'll help you *Hello, they stop him* eh?

Hello: calm down, human Chris, it was just a distribution

Kris: There are some things you need to know.

Chris: did I do something wrong?

Pandy: no, not at all dear, just there things you need to know

Kris: when María was little, she lost her parents because of bad people, luckily an older man took pity on us and together with his wife adopted her as his granddaughter, he was the one who let us live in this cabin, so better not touch that topic

Chris: oh I didn't know, I have to apologize to her *sorry*

Hallo: yes, you were an idiot, oh!

Pandy hit him: don't tell him like that, he couldn't know! *looks at him annoyed* don't pay attention to him, they're a little grumpy today

Chris: Don't worry.

Pandy: but if what you said worries you so much, the garden is in the back *winks at him*

Chris: Yes, thanks Pandy.

....

Maria: Hasper?, Hasper? Where are you lobitoOo *something grabs her from behind and lifts her* what is she!?

*sees a robot appear with an extended bag and they put it in it*

Maria: wait! What do you think they are doing!? Let me go!!!!! *kicking in the bag*

*the zachbots look at each other and then leave without anyone seeing them or so they thought*

Martin: oh...this is bad *decides to go after them* don't worry María, I'll help you!

Zachbot: *turns around*....

Martin: *in fighting pose* you better let go of the girl oh. No, wait! *the Zachbot takes it too and they leave*

Maria/Martin: this is not fair! Aid!

My new favorite day!!

Gosh I love this movie

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters