Oddie-odette - Oddies

I made a lil smthing smthing for my new obsession

I’m fat girl. I find myself hot and other fat women hot.

Fat girls are hot.

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SPOILERS(me just yapping about arcane)

I don’t know how to feel about the 2nd season to Arcane. Like I was crying for one second and then the horny mfs did it in what was JINXES JAIL CELL. I was like “WOAHHHHH OKAY-“ I had to pause to cry and then like lock in to something else.

Also I’m glad that Viktor didn’t just die without not knowing what would’ve happened, I’m glad he saw what Jayce saw so he knew what he needed before he went. I am very glad that they died together. It think the idea that they started with them and ended with them was so perfect so good.

Also- Maddie being a little two time bitch- omg. To be fair. She is a victim to manipulation as well but we can’t excuse that. But for Maddie I feel neutral- like yeah I don’t like her but I get it why she is who she is.

Seeing Jinx in the jail cell picking at her fingers till they bled made me realize I was doing it myself. Like I had never seen anyone in my real life and in tv shows go to that extent like I do. And I don’t do it for anxiety or anything, I do because it’s like something I need to pick at with my nails and when I say Jinx do it I was like… “I feel seen?” I mean not really, the situations are drastically different and way worse for Jinx.

Also MY WIFE SEVIKA???? Barely in the show and I know that she becomes counselor and shit but that doesn’t excuse the fact that she was barely there?? I mean yeah she comes for the big fight and it’s really powerful but I can’t help but feel way too neutral about it.

Ekko learning about timelines and loops was probably the only thing I had enjoyed while watching the whole thing go down. Like idk why but the fact that it was just so different was refreshing. I found it interesting and I wanted more of that without like any rushing.

I also felt rushed? Like everything was going all over the place- it was really fast and I can’t tell if I’m just a loser or I’m missing obvious lore that I can’t really get into right now. (That’s how I am with FNAF like I know the lore but idk about any of the books or the extensive lore stuff like my friends- I just don’t think I could get into like that.) I loved arcane. It made me cry, fear, laugh a bit- and we got the scene of sex we wanted. But like after watching it I felt strangely empty about it. Idk but the sex scene felt very inappropriate where it was set and I can’t help but feel that it’s kinda perfect for them. Like it seems like something exactly that Caitlyn and Vi would have but yet I felt really… uncomfortable? And that weird because like that shit don’t happen- I was very happy it was going to happen but maybe not the way that it did.

It’s not a downgrade. It’s a slight upgrade in my book on the terms of content. Don’t come at me but maybe I should give it a second watch when it’s not 3 AM.

Lesbian Fox :)

god i love studs…

Why can’t I have the nice thing of role-playing with people and then getting obsessed with the role-play that it consumes my soul. Why.

Butch patriarchy is hot and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

Oh??? You want me in a pretty little dress with my tits half out and no panties on when you get home? You want me to sit on your strap while I feed you your dinner? You wanna spend your days off breeding me full and using me like a good dumb little slut?? You want me to be your perfect little wife that you use to destress after a long day at work???????

Like PLEASE let me hand you a drink and give you a shoulder massage when you come home and let me moan like a bitch when you shove your cock into me and let me make the house you worked so hard for a home baby I'll be such a good little wife for you no thoughts only cum

omg i NEED her to get me pregnant!!!

So real I love it 🖐️😩

Eddsworld phone headcanons

They’re from the early 2000/2010 and they’re poor they ain’t gonna have iPhones

sapphic yearning but it’s for a 6 foot tall masc women with a cute tooth gap and beautiful mech arm that could easily crush me 😔