I Can't Do This Shit Bro Im Supposed To Be A Dog

I've made these perfectly for Halloween and it's almost 2025 now but I'm gonna post them anyway. I kinda tried managing things accross three blogs but I think it just will be easier to post my art over here-

Getting over 40 likes on Instagram: meaningless

Getting 10 likes and 4 reblogs on Tumblr: absolutely serotonin inducing, I love y'all ♥️

"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"

I found these signs and I think there fucking hilarious and I'm debating putting them on a notice board😂

This is just ironic ⬇️

hey so i've made an art blog for real this time

I just want the spooky season-

One of my FAVOURITE ship dynamics to write or read in fics is when two characters are basically already a couple but they just haven't realised it yet. They call each other up at like 3am, they cuddle, they sleep in the same bed, they fall asleep in each other's arms, they hold hands, they practically live together, they talk about having a ~ special connection ~, they just haven't actually kissed or done the do or talked about their feelings yet so they're still both like "but I just don't know if they like me in that way!!"

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.