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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

Witchcore

Witchcore is centred around the themes of witchcraft. It often involves how to perform spells, magic, or gem collecting.

It has some elements of Cottagecore or Naturecore since some of the aesthetic revolves around the outdoor setting.

Witchcore’s main colours are dark / dull, purples, blacks, greens and oranges.

Sorry mama Leech, a wedding is the worst thing you could have said lmao

listen...spray some of that nice perfume...use the good hand cream...wear that outfit even if you are just staying home...light those special candles you have been saving...enjoy those little things even if there is no occasion

will you love him?? 🥺 will you buy. hats.

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

Whos the funniest character in stardew valley and why is it the wizard.

Bro fucked off to the woods and refuses to normally engage in anyone. He wears a wizard hat and robes everywhere, regardless of season. His ex-wife took the furniture but he had magical back ups?? Half of them are just books on the floor anyways. She also took his special spell ink he needs But he can't bear facing her, Mx. Farmer has to get it from her. Does it look like she's moved on?? Wait no don't tell him. Her floor circle to get to and from her place is in his basement. The divorce went so bad she's cursing the valley. He might've fucked someone's wife and had a kid. Makes one helluva maze for spirit's eve each year though.

I don't like how the birthdays from stardew valley are set up in the real world. Like most of December is in the fall according to the solstice but Sebastian's birthday is winter 10 and we've decided it's December 10th.

Nah, let's give all the characters accurate birthdays in accordance with the seasons.

I'll set it up 2 ways:

1. Taking the earliest dates of each solstice and equinox that defines the seasons and dividing that by 28 (number of days in a stardew valley season) then multiplied that number by the NPC's bday (I'll explain the math later)

2. Taking the average amount of days in-between each IRL season and dividing that by 28

Earliest dates are as follows:

Spring March 19

Summer June 20

Autumn September 21

Winter December 20

The length of each season in this method is

91 days for spring

93 days for summer

90 days for fall

90 days for winter

The average days in between is 91.5 days.

Dividing by 28 we get

3.25 Spring

3.32142857 Summer

3.2142857 Autumn / Winter

3.267857142857143 Average

These numbers are the difference between our real world dates and stardew valley dates

Our season are about 90 days long, their's are 28 days so

1 day for stardew players is about 3 days for us.

Now that we have these numbers let's find out how each day correlates to each villager.

It will be in order of earliest birthday to latest and will follow this format

NPC-Season-ingame Bday-Bday(method 1)-Bday(method 2)

Kent- Spring 4- Apr 1

Lewis- Spring 7- Apr 10

Vincent- Spring 10- Apr 20

Haley- Spring 14- May 3

Pam- Spring 18- May 16

Shane- Spring 20- May 23

Pierre- Spring 26- Jun 11

Emily- Spring 27- Jun 14- Jun 15

Jas- Summer 4- Jul 3

Gus- Summer 8- Jul 16

Maru- Summer 10- Jul 23- Jul 22

Alex- Summer 13- Aug 2- Aug 1

Sam- Summer 17- Aug 15- Aug 14

Demetrius- Summer 19- Aug 22- Aug 21

Dwarf- Summer 22- Sep 1-Aug 30

Willy- Summer 24- Sep 7- Sep 6

Leo- Summer 26- Sep 14- Sep 12

Penny- Autumn 2- Sep 27

Elliott- Autumn 5- Oct 7

Jodi- Autumn 11- Oct 26

Abigail- Autumn 13- Nov 1- Nov 2

Sandy- Autumn 15- Nov 8- Nov 9

Marnie- Autumn 18- Nov 17- Nov 18

Robin- Autumn 21- Nov 27- Nov 28

George- Autumn 24- Dec 7- Dec 8

Krobus- Winter 1- Dec 23

Linus- Winter 3- Dec 29

Caroline- Winter 7- Jan 11

Sebastian- Winter 10- Jan 21

Harvey- Winter 14- Feb 2- Feb 3

Wizard- Winter 17- Feb 12- Feb 13

Evelyn- Winter 20- Feb 22- Feb 23

Leah- Winter 23- Mar 3- Mar 5

Clint- Winter 26- Mar 13- Mar 14

If there is only one date on the NPC that means both dates are the same

I'd like to thank @cloverbug83 for helping with the math.

TL:DR The dates in stardew valley are incorrect and I updated them according to IRL seasons.

I personally headcanon that the reason that the townsfolk all unquestioningly accept the farmer despite them being the weirdest person (?) alive is that they've all lived in the same tiny, rural, seemingly isolated town for most of their lives and have no real experience with someone from outside it. They probably just accept that that's just how cityfolk are, and it would be rude to question it. Like yeah, they sometimes barge into their bedrooms wearing a trashcan lid as a hat, present them with their favorite meal, and then fuck off to fish until they pass out at two in the morning, and routinely take one-way trips to Calico Desert with no way to get back, only to be spotted heading into the mines early the next morning, but they're from Zuzu city. Besides, that meal they pulled out of their backpack was pretty damn good

"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"

op you are a fucking genius

Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs

i just know these three are autistic. personally i’m more of a harvey autism kinda gal but it can fluctuate between all three depending on the day.

Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

Sand time sand time!

Shout out to @fidenciocryptidcreechur for showing me that one picture of eels buried in the sand and inspired me :D

Life is short - And Octavinelle wants you to appreciate it!

...That took a while. My sister sended me a video and said: Octavinelle. She is always such an inspiration! I just had to do it, but because I can only draw and not edit videos or something well...now listen to Azul and appreciate art!! Nah, don't worry. I had much fun and I hope you like it~

Under the cut is the original clip for you:

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

Been holding this in for months.

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I've made these perfectly for Halloween and it's almost 2025 now but I'm gonna post them anyway. I kinda tried managing things accross three blogs but I think it just will be easier to post my art over here-

Things The Raimon Team Is Not Allowed To Do

1. No one is allowed to call Sangoku ‘’Sangomom’’.

2. Sangoku does not have the power to disown any of you and Hamano is not allowed to convince him to do so.

3. None of you are blood related and therefore none of you can be disowned.

4. Hamano is not allowed to grab Hayami and break into hysterics about their lives being a lie when told they are not blood related.

5. It is forbidden to eat any lunches that are not yours.

6. Raimon does not believe in the right of conquest and therefore stealing a lunch and claiming it is now yours is not allowed either.

7. Tenma does not have the power to kick someone from the team and Hamano should not try to convince him to do so.

8. Kariya is not allowed to suggest that the captain position should be put to a vote.

9. Tenma is not allowed to suggest that the captain position should be put to a vote either.

10. No one is allowed to volunteer for the captain position.

11. Tenma is not allowed to hand over the captain band to someone else for any reason other than being benched during a match, and then it goes to Shindou.

12. No one is allowed to try and dismantle a microwave again. Twice was enough.

13. Hamano is not allowed to start food fights in the cafeteria.

14. It is not allowed to dye the uniform pink.

15. It is not allowed to dye the uniform any different color, especially not to help Tsurugi ‘’embrace his inner emo’’.

16. It is not allowed to come in through the window. The clubroom has a perfectly well-functioning door.

17. It is not allowed to stitch, embroider and/or in any other way modify the uniform.

18. Hamano is not allowed to start food fights during training.

19. Hamano is not allowed to start food fights, period.

20. It is not allowed to deflate all the training soccer balls in storage.

21. It is not allowed to suggest that Shinsuke is ‘’the right size to serve as a replacement soccer ball’’.

22. Hamano is not allowed to convince someone else to start food fights.

23. No one is allowed to get their teachers fired, no matter how rude they are.

24. Claiming that the team cannot be held responsible for their issues with authority, because all the adults in their immediate surroundings have encouraged them to actively fight authority, is not a valid excuse to get your teachers fired.

25. Hissatsu are only to be used during soccer matches.

26. Hissatsu are only to be used during soccer matches and dangerous situations.

27. It is not allowed to put yourself in danger to convince coach Endou to change or revoke any of these rules.

28. Kurumada is not allowed to recreate any of his hissatsu with real fire.

29. It is not allowed to say that Hikaru did not pass the ‘’egg vibe check’’ because he is allergic.

30. Under no circumstances is Kariya allowed to cook.

31. Neither is Tenma.

32. Tenma is, however, allowed to bake. Kariya is not.

33. From now on, Sangoku is in charge of any and all cooking events and must always be obeyed in the kitchen. Sangoku is only to be obeyed without question in the kitchen when food is actually being prepared, and he is not allowed to claim that his teammates should blindly follow his orders when they are in a kitchen otherwise.

34. It is forbidden to have sparring matches with Keshin outside of soccer.

35. Nishiki isn’t allowed to offer Midori a Snickers bar when she’s scolding someone because she’s ‘’not herself when she’s hungry’’.

36. The team is not allowed to start a new revolution to ‘’make sure they aren’t getting rusty’’.

37. The team is not allowed to start a revolution without first having both Endou and Kidou’s permission.

38. It is not allowed to pretend Shinsuke is not in the room because ‘’you didn’t see him there’’.

39. It is not allowed to look for Shinsuke in ridiculously small spaces that he cannot physically fit into.

40. It is considered mean to make fun of Shinsuke’s height.

41. It is forbidden to ask the Soul users on the team to turn into their Soul animal to support animal rights.

42. Shindou is not allowed to suggest they travel to the future to gain insight in next year's stock market.

43. The team doesn’t need a mascot, no matter how much Akane begs for one.

44. Amagi is not allowed to pick up any of his teammates and put them in ‘’air prison’’ if they annoy him too much.

45. No one is allowed to use Tsurugi to threaten others.

46. It is not allowed to bribe your teammates with donuts.

47. It is not allowed to bribe your coaches with donuts.

48. Bribery is not allowed, period.

49. Tsurugi is not allowed to turn into his Soul to threaten others. This includes his own teammates.

50. It is not allowed to bribe anyone from Raimon senior with donuts to get you out of practice, no matter how willing they are.

51. You guys seriously need to stop coming in through the window.

52. No one is allowed to use Midori to threaten others, either.

53. Tenma is not allowed to ‘’lose’’ the captain band.

54. ‘’Yes, but I’ve been to space’’ or any variation of it is not a valid argument.

55. Shindou is not allowed to advertise himself as a strategist for hire and sell personalized strategies.

56. No one is allowed to sell any of their teammates on the black market.

57. It is considered rude to ask someone with a Soul if you can take them to a pet spa. This includes your own teammates.

58. It is forbidden to imply that the Soul users on the team are ‘’technically classroom pets’’ and/or ‘’our furry team mascots’’.

59. It is forbidden to imply that the Soul users on the team have fleas.

60. You guys have to stop ordering ramen during training breaks, and claiming it is ‘’to help coach Endou relax and catch up with his friend from Rairaiken’’ is not a valid excuse.

61. Tenma is not allowed to fake amnesia to pretend he does not know he is the captain.

62. Aoyama and Ichino are not allowed to talk about their teammates in morse code.

63. We have a DOOR for a REASON.

64. Gardening tools may not be used as sparring weapons when inside.

65. It is not allowed to have a funeral for coach Endou’s taste buds, and his wife’s cooking skills shall not be discussed ever.

66. Haruna is not allowed to tell Raimon junior any embarrassing stories about Raimon senior.

67. If you see Tsurugi napping in Soul form, he is not to be disturbed.

68. Nishiki is not allowed to talk in Bee Movie quotes.

69. It is not allowed to create new hissatsu based on the Bee Movie.

70. Kirino is not allowed to suggest that sacrificing Kariya to the soccer gods will improve the chances at winning any matches, tournaments, or other competitions.

71. Kurama is not allowed to edit any Wikipedia pages to win an argument.

72. Demanding that Gouenji pays for you in any circumstance due to ‘’the childhood trauma he caused you’’ is considered rude and forbidden.

73. It is forbidden to discuss which teammate the people from the future might be descended from.

74. It is no longer allowed to say “don't worry, I have an alibi” when questioned why you're late to practice.

75. Tenma must stop bringing up that time Tsurugi got kidnapped and nearly married an alien.

This list shall be updated as necessary, and only by coach Endou.

not my depressed ass spending the entire afternoon building the cathedral from pathologic in the sims skdjgsdg

a head that dreads the heart

obey me's going into maintanance mode😭

Ah, yeah, I could have seen that coming. Night bringer started off strong, but it quickly devolved to pointless half plots that, in my opinion, held no value or depth.

We'll see where they go from here since they say this isn't the end of the fandom. Maybe they'll release a full on game with a fleshed out story?

they can have their romance after the horrors