I Personally Headcanon That The Reason That The Townsfolk All Unquestioningly Accept The Farmer Despite

I personally headcanon that the reason that the townsfolk all unquestioningly accept the farmer despite them being the weirdest person (?) alive is that they've all lived in the same tiny, rural, seemingly isolated town for most of their lives and have no real experience with someone from outside it. They probably just accept that that's just how cityfolk are, and it would be rude to question it. Like yeah, they sometimes barge into their bedrooms wearing a trashcan lid as a hat, present them with their favorite meal, and then fuck off to fish until they pass out at two in the morning, and routinely take one-way trips to Calico Desert with no way to get back, only to be spotted heading into the mines early the next morning, but they're from Zuzu city. Besides, that meal they pulled out of their backpack was pretty damn good

Warning: do not delete any sideblogs

I’ve been seeing it happen to a handful of people, but apparently if you try to delete your sideblog you will end up deleting your MAIN tumblr account entirely as well I don’t know if this is a bug or something, but I’ve seen it happen to ~4 people now, so until this possible bug gets worked out do NOT delete any of your sideblogs unless you want to risk deleting your account entirely

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oddityvvitch

7 months ago

Sir?!?! 😨🥵

SIR???!!!???? 😍

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oddityvvitch

10 months ago

I do think it's kind of sweet that with google broken beyond repair, people have resorted to the tried and true method of gaining information: ask the smartest guy in town

And instead of turning to the local librarian, or their high school science teacher, or their grandpa, or the worldwide group chat that is reddit, they decided the wisest sage they know of is you

Congratulations, you've been elected as one of tumblr's village elders.

No one tell this guy I'm the court Jester.

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oddityvvitch

1 year ago

In my science era. cells and stuff

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oddityvvitch

10 months ago

People: “it’s still only Jul-

Me: 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮

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oddityvvitch

8 months ago

I had a dream that I was playing Minecraft. It seemed to be perpetually night, rain fell through blocks, and I kept running out of torches. I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and checked my settings. The difficulty was set to “Peaceful, I hope.” I couldn’t change it.

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oddityvvitch

1 year ago

because some people asked: they resolved it with marriage and that is exactly what should have happened in season 2-

good omens season 2 has such a grip on me, i had a dream that Aziraphale and Crowley were my fucking godparents and i was trying to solve their relationship problems

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oddityvvitch

10 months ago

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

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oddityvvitch

1 year ago

"syd you're just insane about hands" alright fair but have we considered Miraak with hands scarred and stained in ink. have we considered him scribbling notes on his forearm and his fingers digging into his hair to keep it out of his face. have we considered Miraak doing The Hand Flex because he's absolutely touch starved but he can't make the first move so he's just stuck pining and yearning.

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