Oddityvvitch - Local Forest Witch

Floor Time

options include:

flat on your back and starfish out

facedown, aggressively

on your side hugging a pillow or plushie

L shaped to the wall with feet up wall

whatever the fuck you want

let yourself melt and unclench your jaw

Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.

Getting over 40 likes on Instagram: meaningless

Getting 10 likes and 4 reblogs on Tumblr: absolutely serotonin inducing, I love y'all ♥️

STOP

know what?

-CHEWS YOUR COMPUTER CABLES-

Sand time sand time!

Shout out to @fidenciocryptidcreechur for showing me that one picture of eels buried in the sand and inspired me :D

YOUVE BEEN BLAHAJED.

REBLOG/SHARE TO BLAHAJ SOMEONE ELSE.

I found these signs and I think there fucking hilarious and I'm debating putting them on a notice board😂

This is just ironic ⬇️

Been holding this in for months.

A candid image of me cleverly tricking my unsuspecting friends into sharing an interest with me so I have someone to infodump to