We Are The Daughters Of Parents Who Should Not Have Had Kids

"syd you're just insane about hands" alright fair but have we considered Miraak with hands scarred and stained in ink. have we considered him scribbling notes on his forearm and his fingers digging into his hair to keep it out of his face. have we considered Miraak doing The Hand Flex because he's absolutely touch starved but he can't make the first move so he's just stuck pining and yearning.

pukicho is this real

I would never, NEVER be caught saying arse, bollocks, dingle, effed, fecked, fellator, f-bomb, fark, focker, farking, f-in, feckwit, fecking, f-nuts, f-r-a-s-s?, or f-u. This limp-dick, sedated, garbage character A.I stuff sucks ass. You captured the essence of nothing. This just screams 'terms and conditions'. pathetic.

OKAY HEAR ME OUT

Solomon smirking is very hot, dont get me wrong. I really like his smug energy and all, he's very cheeky and that is very cute of him. BUT-

HIM GENUINELY SMILING. IS. IS JUST SO PRECIOUS. JUST LOOK AT THIS OLD WIZARD

LIKE, LOOK AT HIM.

HE'S SO CUTE I WILL LITERALLY KILL SOMEONE FOR THIS GUY.....

Whos the funniest character in stardew valley and why is it the wizard.

Bro fucked off to the woods and refuses to normally engage in anyone. He wears a wizard hat and robes everywhere, regardless of season. His ex-wife took the furniture but he had magical back ups?? Half of them are just books on the floor anyways. She also took his special spell ink he needs But he can't bear facing her, Mx. Farmer has to get it from her. Does it look like she's moved on?? Wait no don't tell him. Her floor circle to get to and from her place is in his basement. The divorce went so bad she's cursing the valley. He might've fucked someone's wife and had a kid. Makes one helluva maze for spirit's eve each year though.

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

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Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

⋆˖⁺‧₊𖤓Visiting the Witch's House 𖤓₊‧⁺˖⋆

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

Reminder to self: