Y'ALL LOOK WHAT MY WIFE DID AAAAHH

i just know that whenever solomon gets a text from you about doing some cute married couple-eqse thing together he has to fight the urge to giggle and kick his legs

STOP

know what?

-CHEWS YOUR COMPUTER CABLES-

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

you ever just listen to a song that just goes so hard that you imagine your OCs doing some cool stuffs to the music???

Here is my contribution to the Hancock brainrot 🥹

I have fallen in love with a man who lost to a game of who got your nose. I have no regrets. Yar har.

ABRACADABRA

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Getting over 40 likes on Instagram: meaningless

Getting 10 likes and 4 reblogs on Tumblr: absolutely serotonin inducing, I love y'all ♥️