This Is My Petition For The Universe To Let Me Be Spider-Man. Not For Crime Fighting Purposes, I Live

mfers be like “I’m not ready for a long term relationship” then watch one piece, be fr

Forever thankful aftg went the way it did because what the fuck kinda name is Nathaniel Wesninski

Sharing my yearning playlist cuz I'm bored

I wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

Like real people do - Hozier

She - dodie

If I'm being honest - also dodie

Girls - girl in red

Spend some time - tessa violet

Words ain't enough - tessa violet

Sleepover - hayley kyoko

Feelings - hayley

I wanna be missed - HAYLEY

Bad idea - tessa violet

I do adore - mindy gledhill

Crush - tessa violet

I didn't just kiss her - jen foster

Can I call you tonight? - dayglow

Reasons why I like you - abbey glover

Just a friend to you - meghan trainor

Wish you were gay - billie eilish

Wish I knew you - the revivalists

Alrighty Aphrodite - peach pit

I know lots of these aren't even wlw but the pronouns are neutral so who cares

Drawing is refusing to pick up a pencil for half a year and being surprised when you haven’t improved

Nothing fills me with yearning quite like how friendship is depicted in coptp

Hello Pretty Girl in the Bathroom.

You may have seen me set my latte down before I washed my hands. This is not because I’m an icky gross person who purposefully took my latte into the bathroom and then drank it after it was infected by poop particles in the air. I was trying to wait outside the bathroom for my friend but was then aware of the fact that I was in the way of every other person it the area. I therefore escaped to the bathroom with my latte and proceeded to hide in the toilet until everyone else had left. I give my deepest apologies to you, whom I did not consider would still be washing your hands in the sink. Rest assured I proceeded to throw away my six dollar latte in the hopes that I could atone. I sincerely regret any and all mental harm I may have caused to in this endeavour. If you are willing to overlook this harrowing experience, I am, at the moment, unmarried.

Sorry again,

Icky(?) girl with the chai

Rubber ducks live in constant envy of their fleshed out counterparts, knowing they are but clumsy replicas of an unattainable goal, pretending the suffocating cage around them is a Great Lake rather than a bathtub

Tired of pretending Remus was conventionally attractive. He was undeniably pale as shit, covered in acne, and the skinniest nerd twerp you’ve ever seen. Not to mention he broke his nose an astrinomical amount of times and had the worst posture know to man. No more ugly Remus erasure

As someone who truly lives in the middle of bumbfuck nowhere, I cannot express how deeply I am disturbed when people are like “I hate living in a small town. The only thing to do is walk around Walmart.” If your town has a Walmart, your small town privileges are revoked. My classmates ride their horses to school.

Don’t tell anyone but before today I was kind of eh about Renee Rapp because I thought the lyric was “can a gay girl get a nae nae?”