Rubber Ducks Live In Constant Envy Of Their Fleshed Out Counterparts, Knowing They Are But Clumsy Replicas

Rubber ducks live in constant envy of their fleshed out counterparts, knowing they are but clumsy replicas of an unattainable goal, pretending the suffocating cage around them is a Great Lake rather than a bathtub

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7 months ago

Forever thankful aftg went the way it did because what the fuck kinda name is Nathaniel Wesninski


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5 years ago

Sharing my yearning playlist cuz I'm bored

I wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

Like real people do - Hozier

She - dodie

If I'm being honest - also dodie

Girls - girl in red

Spend some time - tessa violet

Words ain't enough - tessa violet

Sleepover - hayley kyoko

Feelings - hayley

I wanna be missed - HAYLEY

Bad idea - tessa violet

I do adore - mindy gledhill

Crush - tessa violet

I didn't just kiss her - jen foster

Can I call you tonight? - dayglow

Reasons why I like you - abbey glover

Just a friend to you - meghan trainor

Wish you were gay - billie eilish

Wish I knew you - the revivalists

Alrighty Aphrodite - peach pit

I know lots of these aren't even wlw but the pronouns are neutral so who cares

8 months ago

Pulled up to the function! The function is loud. I want to go home.


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2 years ago
Drawing Is Refusing To Pick Up A Pencil For Half A Year And Being Surprised When You Haven’t Improved

Drawing is refusing to pick up a pencil for half a year and being surprised when you haven’t improved


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9 months ago

Ronan hates the “it was all a dream” trope because it’s just his daily routine


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9 months ago

This is my petition for the universe to let me be Spider-Man. Not for crime fighting purposes, I live in the boonies. I just want my eyes to work and lasik is scary


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9 months ago

Nuns have the perfect opportunity to float around on rumbas and put the true fear of god into people.


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8 months ago

Don’t tell anyone but before today I was kind of eh about Renee Rapp because I thought the lyric was “can a gay girl get a nae nae?”


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