Want Something Casual As In Committed Fake Dating Not A Hookup

no one:

absolutely no one ever:

not a single person in the history of the entire fucking world:

adrien:

Tired of pretending Remus was conventionally attractive. He was undeniably pale as shit, covered in acne, and the skinniest nerd twerp you’ve ever seen. Not to mention he broke his nose an astrinomical amount of times and had the worst posture know to man. No more ugly Remus erasure

Nothing fills me with yearning quite like how friendship is depicted in coptp

Omg y’all I have a tummy ache. This is so Declan Lynch of me.

I love when I get all dressed up and do my makeup and someone compliments me. Thanks you have five minutes before I get overstimulated and rip my skin off

Forever thankful aftg went the way it did because what the fuck kinda name is Nathaniel Wesninski

Pulled up to the function! The function is loud. I want to go home.

mfers be like “I’m not ready for a long term relationship” then watch one piece, be fr

It’s the second season we’ve always wanted

I forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of Ouran High School Host Club and asked it to write its own episode. This is the first page. 

Inspired by Keaton Patti’s “I Forced A Bot To Watch 1000 Hours Of…”