It’s The Second Season We’ve Always Wanted

Don’t tell anyone but before today I was kind of eh about Renee Rapp because I thought the lyric was “can a gay girl get a nae nae?”

Forever thankful aftg went the way it did because what the fuck kinda name is Nathaniel Wesninski

Rubber ducks live in constant envy of their fleshed out counterparts, knowing they are but clumsy replicas of an unattainable goal, pretending the suffocating cage around them is a Great Lake rather than a bathtub

Babe I promise my life is not suffering because it lacks the highs and lows of romance, I take calculus

Want something casual as in committed fake dating not a hookup

Omg y’all I have a tummy ache. This is so Declan Lynch of me.

Nothing fills me with yearning quite like how friendship is depicted in coptp

This is my petition for the universe to let me be Spider-Man. Not for crime fighting purposes, I live in the boonies. I just want my eyes to work and lasik is scary

Hello Pretty Girl in the Bathroom.

You may have seen me set my latte down before I washed my hands. This is not because I’m an icky gross person who purposefully took my latte into the bathroom and then drank it after it was infected by poop particles in the air. I was trying to wait outside the bathroom for my friend but was then aware of the fact that I was in the way of every other person it the area. I therefore escaped to the bathroom with my latte and proceeded to hide in the toilet until everyone else had left. I give my deepest apologies to you, whom I did not consider would still be washing your hands in the sink. Rest assured I proceeded to throw away my six dollar latte in the hopes that I could atone. I sincerely regret any and all mental harm I may have caused to in this endeavour. If you are willing to overlook this harrowing experience, I am, at the moment, unmarried.

Sorry again,

Icky(?) girl with the chai