Omg Y’all I Have A Tummy Ache. This Is So Declan Lynch Of Me.

It’s the second season we’ve always wanted

I forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of Ouran High School Host Club and asked it to write its own episode. This is the first page. 

Inspired by Keaton Patti’s “I Forced A Bot To Watch 1000 Hours Of…”

Don’t tell anyone but before today I was kind of eh about Renee Rapp because I thought the lyric was “can a gay girl get a nae nae?”

Rubber ducks live in constant envy of their fleshed out counterparts, knowing they are but clumsy replicas of an unattainable goal, pretending the suffocating cage around them is a Great Lake rather than a bathtub

Nuns have the perfect opportunity to float around on rumbas and put the true fear of god into people.

Forever thankful aftg went the way it did because what the fuck kinda name is Nathaniel Wesninski

Hello Pretty Girl in the Bathroom.

You may have seen me set my latte down before I washed my hands. This is not because I’m an icky gross person who purposefully took my latte into the bathroom and then drank it after it was infected by poop particles in the air. I was trying to wait outside the bathroom for my friend but was then aware of the fact that I was in the way of every other person it the area. I therefore escaped to the bathroom with my latte and proceeded to hide in the toilet until everyone else had left. I give my deepest apologies to you, whom I did not consider would still be washing your hands in the sink. Rest assured I proceeded to throw away my six dollar latte in the hopes that I could atone. I sincerely regret any and all mental harm I may have caused to in this endeavour. If you are willing to overlook this harrowing experience, I am, at the moment, unmarried.

Sorry again,

Icky(?) girl with the chai

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

I love when I get all dressed up and do my makeup and someone compliments me. Thanks you have five minutes before I get overstimulated and rip my skin off

Want something casual as in committed fake dating not a hookup