I Love When I Get All Dressed Up And Do My Makeup And Someone Compliments Me. Thanks You Have Five Minutes

Omg y’all I have a tummy ache. This is so Declan Lynch of me.

Religious people popped off when they decided to capitalize the personal pronouns of their god. That shit goes hard

mfers be like “I’m not ready for a long term relationship” then watch one piece, be fr

Pulled up to the function! The function is loud. I want to go home.

Nuns have the perfect opportunity to float around on rumbas and put the true fear of god into people.

Rubber ducks live in constant envy of their fleshed out counterparts, knowing they are but clumsy replicas of an unattainable goal, pretending the suffocating cage around them is a Great Lake rather than a bathtub

Sharing my yearning playlist cuz I'm bored

I wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

Like real people do - Hozier

She - dodie

If I'm being honest - also dodie

Girls - girl in red

Spend some time - tessa violet

Words ain't enough - tessa violet

Sleepover - hayley kyoko

Feelings - hayley

I wanna be missed - HAYLEY

Bad idea - tessa violet

I do adore - mindy gledhill

Crush - tessa violet

I didn't just kiss her - jen foster

Can I call you tonight? - dayglow

Reasons why I like you - abbey glover

Just a friend to you - meghan trainor

Wish you were gay - billie eilish

Wish I knew you - the revivalists

Alrighty Aphrodite - peach pit

I know lots of these aren't even wlw but the pronouns are neutral so who cares

As someone who truly lives in the middle of bumbfuck nowhere, I cannot express how deeply I am disturbed when people are like “I hate living in a small town. The only thing to do is walk around Walmart.” If your town has a Walmart, your small town privileges are revoked. My classmates ride their horses to school.

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

Drawing is refusing to pick up a pencil for half a year and being surprised when you haven’t improved