Pulled Up To The Function! The Function Is Loud. I Want To Go Home.

mfers be like “I’m not ready for a long term relationship” then watch one piece, be fr

The true test of character if what you do when someone calls for a silly picture

Personally, I burst into tears

Babe I promise my life is not suffering because it lacks the highs and lows of romance, I take calculus

Hello Pretty Girl in the Bathroom.

You may have seen me set my latte down before I washed my hands. This is not because I’m an icky gross person who purposefully took my latte into the bathroom and then drank it after it was infected by poop particles in the air. I was trying to wait outside the bathroom for my friend but was then aware of the fact that I was in the way of every other person it the area. I therefore escaped to the bathroom with my latte and proceeded to hide in the toilet until everyone else had left. I give my deepest apologies to you, whom I did not consider would still be washing your hands in the sink. Rest assured I proceeded to throw away my six dollar latte in the hopes that I could atone. I sincerely regret any and all mental harm I may have caused to in this endeavour. If you are willing to overlook this harrowing experience, I am, at the moment, unmarried.

Sorry again,

Icky(?) girl with the chai

no one:

absolutely no one ever:

not a single person in the history of the entire fucking world:

adrien:

Ronan hates the “it was all a dream” trope because it’s just his daily routine

Don’t tell anyone but before today I was kind of eh about Renee Rapp because I thought the lyric was “can a gay girl get a nae nae?”

Nothing fills me with yearning quite like how friendship is depicted in coptp

Aftg is so funny because Neil had so many chances to escape certain death but he just wanted to play stickball so fucking bad