Dany Shouldn’t Be At The Club She Should Be At The Barn That She Mucks Out As A Summer Job Forming

missing ty tennant as aegon. he deserved to have a squad of gayboy lackeys who dgaf about their kingsguard oaths

jaime and cersei’s whole thing is so much funnier when you remember they’re fraternal. bitch u not even one EGG in two bodies much less SOUL

Married at 13

Viktoriya Novikova “Rusalochka” (1976) // A Game of Thrones - Daenerys I // Magali Villeneuve // A Game of Thrones - Daenerys II // Gary Gianni // Lalla Ward “The Prince and the Pauper” (1977) // A Storm of Swords - Sansa III // A Storm of Swords - Sansa III // Lily-Rose Depp “Nosferatu” (2024) // A Dance with Dragons - Reek II // Sam Hogg // A Dance with Dragons - The Prince of Winterfell // “The Unequal Marriage” 1862 Vasili Pukirev (1832-1890)

so much shipping in asoiaf is like literally where are we going to have the time for that. there are zombies descending on the continent as we speak. sansa is locked in a castle with a pedophile who was obsessed with her mother rn. dany is dying of starvation. FOCUS!

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

“Rhaenyra Targaryen was a precocious child, bright and bold and beautiful as only one of dragon’s blood can be beautiful.” — Fire and Blood, Heirs of the Dragon - A Question of Succession, 2018

“(Daemon) praised her beauty, declaring her to be the fairest maid in all the Seven Kingdoms.” — Fire and Blood, Heirs of the Dragon - A Question of Succession, 2018

“She was very proud and stubborn, and there was a certain petulance to her small mouth. Rhaenyra did have the silver-gold hair of the Targaryens, which she wore long and braided in the manner of Aegon the First’s warrior wife Visenya.” — So Spake Martin: Good Queen Alysanne and Rhaenyra, 2006

modern theon goes to ramsay’s halloween rager in roose’s basement, gets violently high, agrees to take ramsay to get mcdonalds in balon’s truck (that he stole), they’re driving on a back country road and hit something, theon thinks it’s a deer but he and ramsay get out to check and it’s two small children (trick-or-treating in. the woods?) theon is in a delusional crossfaded haze vomiting into a bush while ramsay is trying to convince him that they have to bury the bodies before the police come (he jacks off to true crime documentaries) and theon (hallucinating that the kids are bran and rickon because ramsay laced his weed with rat poison probably) is like oh yeah that’s rational we should do that so they do it and then get back in the truck and go get big macs and never talk about it again except for when they’re having freak nasty out-of-bdsm-regulations sex and ramsay forces him to confess to the crime over and over while theon ideates suicidally. aaaaaand post!

happy if i look back i am lost sunday from snoopy

Funniest thing GRRM could do w the Vale plot in TWOW is have someone organize a nice, relaxing, attendance mandatory, good old-fashioned snowball fight to ease tensions and then have Alayne Stone hitting Littlefinger in the gourd w that Patented Starkling 500mph Fastball TM and killing that man stone dead.

enough team black vs team green, we need these ppl in the blackwood vs bracken discourse trenches!!!

but team discourse doesn’t work when one side is unequivocally based correct right and cool and one side is unequivocally the brackens