so much shipping in asoiaf is like literally where are we going to have the time for that. there are zombies descending on the continent as we speak. sansa is locked in a castle with a pedophile who was obsessed with her mother rn. dany is dying of starvation. FOCUS!
“Rhaenyra Targaryen was a precocious child, bright and bold and beautiful as only one of dragon’s blood can be beautiful.” — Fire and Blood, Heirs of the Dragon - A Question of Succession, 2018
“(Daemon) praised her beauty, declaring her to be the fairest maid in all the Seven Kingdoms.” — Fire and Blood, Heirs of the Dragon - A Question of Succession, 2018
“She was very proud and stubborn, and there was a certain petulance to her small mouth. Rhaenyra did have the silver-gold hair of the Targaryens, which she wore long and braided in the manner of Aegon the First’s warrior wife Visenya.” — So Spake Martin: Good Queen Alysanne and Rhaenyra, 2006
enough team black vs team green, we need these ppl in the blackwood vs bracken discourse trenches!!!
but team discourse doesn’t work when one side is unequivocally based correct right and cool and one side is unequivocally the brackens
you can't even stitch various body parts together to create a man anymore. due to woke
once again who give a shit about targaryens. fuck team green fuck team black. I’ve never met anyone named aegon ii in my life. I don’t know who rhaenyra is. this episode is for feastpilled riverchads, bisexual goth girls, horse losers, those stuck in the freudian nightmare sequence maze outside the god’s eye, harrenhal curse bearers, and muppets💯💯💯
haaaaate parties. except when I don’t but then five minutes later it’s like FUCK get me out of here
dany shouldn’t be at the club she should be at the barn that she mucks out as a summer job forming an unbreakable psychospiritual bond with the horse that no one before her could ride (he’s misunderstood) and then they go to City and win Big Show together so he doesn’t have to be put down for his behavioral issues and also he finally jumps the water obstacle (reoccurring metaphor for the struggles they’ve gone through as a team) and she makes enough prize money to buy him forever the final shot is of her bareback riding him into the sunset as a pop song about being free from 2010 plays in the background. if you even care.
all these podcasts and think pieces about the epidemic of lonely men… baby that’s called natural selection
ideal form
spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.
I draw Jon with his 2 little braids because i think he loves having long long hair like Ned but doesn't know what to do with it and couldn't muster the courage to ask his father how he does his. Once Catelyn caught him trying (and failing) to emulate it and went to fix it, tight lipped, yanking too hard, muttering under her breath.