My Fave Character Is Whoever Kills Jorah

modern theon goes to ramsay’s halloween rager in roose’s basement, gets violently high, agrees to take ramsay to get mcdonalds in balon’s truck (that he stole), they’re driving on a back country road and hit something, theon thinks it’s a deer but he and ramsay get out to check and it’s two small children (trick-or-treating in. the woods?) theon is in a delusional crossfaded haze vomiting into a bush while ramsay is trying to convince him that they have to bury the bodies before the police come (he jacks off to true crime documentaries) and theon (hallucinating that the kids are bran and rickon because ramsay laced his weed with rat poison probably) is like oh yeah that’s rational we should do that so they do it and then get back in the truck and go get big macs and never talk about it again except for when they’re having freak nasty out-of-bdsm-regulations sex and ramsay forces him to confess to the crime over and over while theon ideates suicidally. aaaaaand post!

Who Has the Best POV?: Quarterfinals

Cat: art by shripscapi

Dany: art by swordmaid

BRACKET LINK

rip viserra targaryen you would’ve loved hoverboards

dany shouldn’t be at the club she should be at the barn that she mucks out as a summer job forming an unbreakable psychospiritual bond with the horse that no one before her could ride (he’s misunderstood) and then they go to City and win Big Show together so he doesn’t have to be put down for his behavioral issues and also he finally jumps the water obstacle (reoccurring metaphor for the struggles they’ve gone through as a team) and she makes enough prize money to buy him forever the final shot is of her bareback riding him into the sunset as a pop song about being free from 2010 plays in the background. if you even care.

Mighty lady Vhagar

I like Baela and Rhaena so much!

i offer: 6”6 Vaegon wide as a house and king j SEETHING about it cause Vaegon lumbered around hunched over in his ankle baring citadel robes refusing to train cause fighting is cringe his family is cringe and fighting for his family impossibly cringe

o vhagar valyrian god of war the targaryens you put on this continent to light smallfolk on fire, kill each other, and go to war trying and failing to conquer dorne won’t get out of the library😔🙏

i love that the bracken sigil is ketchup red and mustard yellow on brown. they werent even trying to make that shit look appealing

i think brienne and davos should go on butch fishing trips together mostly quiet n not talking but also some of the most significant meaningful conversations of their lives. and stannis and jaime can queen out together bitching at each other in the car idk

happy if i look back i am lost sunday from snoopy