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Dennis in season 5 episode 11

frank and dennis / being forced into fatherhood

🤨 dennis why is your (apparently established and not made up just for this) system for pulling men designed with the goal of a second date/potential relationship. nothing you'd like to share there huh

like imagine being mac and you recently came out as gay despite being like 40 it was also literally just valentines day and you gave your best friend and roommate of over 20 years a heartfelt gift and he was so so touched by it and almost started to cry and you also put the work in to refurnish your old apartment to be exactly the way it was before and then like a week or two later he leaves you in an instant to go to raise a child with a woman he had sex with once and leaves no way to contact him. and then he comes back a year later with no explanation but is cold and distant towards you for no apparent reason and your dynamic is nothing like the way it used to be. if i was mac i would be needy as hell too like that's insane

dennis when he thinks charlie slept with dee vs when he thinks mac slept with dee

i have all of this going on with school and work and family. and on top of that. I have to worry about Dennis Reynolds all the time

every single time dennis says goddamn

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lesbians like macdennis because it reminds them of their best friend from high school

Downloading MacDennis edits to my computer before TikTok gets banned like I’m saving my newborn from a burning building