Ohlookitsrex - Rex

Part 2

I guess I can still show you how the strip game is going on.

do you have any prompts for people who are starting to very obviously fall in love but they're still denying it?? thanks in advance :))

I have something like that here, but here’s more anyways :) 

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“I challenge you to a fight. If I win, you go to dinner with me.”

“Hell yeah, and if I win, we have a sleepover.”

C : “Or you guys can just...go on a date together?”

“This isn’t a date, C. Where did you even get that idea? This is just friendly banter.”

“Sure.”

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“A, cmon. It’s obvious you have a thing for B.”

“Why does everyone keep telling me that?!”

“...you’re not denying it either.”

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“Um...how did I end up in your lap?”

“You were passed out drunk and I decided this was better than lying on a cold, hard glass table.”

“Oh, okay. Thanks, A. You’re an awesome friend.”

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“Hey, A. Do you have a minute?”

“Give me a sec, C. I’ll just wish B good morning.”

“You guys are so in love.”

“No, we aren’t!”

“Uh huh, so why are they the first thing you think of in the morning?”

“...”

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“What’s your favourite flower?”

“Maybe lavender. Why?”

“A florist opened up near my house, I thought I’ll get you something.”

“Are you getting me flowers as a friend, or...?”

“completelyasafriendnothingelse”

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Too tall

You: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Tony: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Simple.

Steve: Tackle him.

Natatsha: Dump him.

Thor: Kick him in the shin.

Loki: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. WHAT THE FUCK MORTALS? JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Lessons Learned

Summary: In order to learn magic, Thor invites you to stay in Asgard for a while, offering his brother Loki to be your teacher.

Pairing: Loki x reader

Word Count: 3,768

Warnings: mentions of anxiety and PTSD

Main Masterlist

Your first thought when you landed in Asgard was that you could never live in a place like that. 

It wasn’t a matter of whether you wanted to or not. You definitely did. But something told you that you didn’t belong in Asgard. The place was everything you had seen in fantasy movies and imagined when you read fictional books. Even though you were there now, Asgard’s golden castle was shining almost blindingly in the sunlight, just a little ways away from you, and you still couldn’t digest the fact that it was real. It seemed almost too good to be true. And someone like you couldn’t live in a place as grand as this. You were barely visible on Earth. You would drown in Asgard. 

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More Dialogue Prompts (35 misc prompts + 15 smut prompts)

“Why can’t you just listen for once?”

“I love you and I know you don’t think so, but you deserve to be loved.”

“I think I’m pregnant.”

“Wait. You’ve seriously never kissed anyone before?”

“We should get married.”

“No, you have a fever. Go lay back down and rest.”

“Is… Is this you trying to flirt with me?”

“So what if I am jealous? Would that change anything?”

“Oh… I thought this was a date.”

“I’m pregnant not helpless, stop worrying so much.”

“I knew you’d end up liking the cat.”

“Shh - I think the baby’s crying.”

“If you really loved me you’d get me *insert favorite food here* on your way home.”

“Hey, uh… where’s our kid?”

“I don’t need you.”

“Those glasses are adorable on you.”

“You need to stop being so damn cute.”

“You’re bleeding.”

“Shut up and let me kiss you.”

“Did… did the baby just kick?”

“I think I’d rather die.”

“If I don’t get my coffee soon someone is going to die.”

“I’m not scared of horror movies. I just… think they’re dumb”

“I thought I lost you.”

“You’re lucky you’re cute.”

“I’ve been in love with you for an embarrassingly long time.”

“I can hear you overthinking things from here. Stop it.”

“Hey, you’re okay. You were just having a nightmare.”

“Don’t scare me like that again.”

“I think my water just broke.”

“You have no idea how amazing you are, do you?”

“Sometimes I really hate you.”

“You’re sick. Let me take care of you.”

“I didn’t expect you to be so cuddly.” 

“I’m sorry, your eyes are just really pretty and distracting.”

Smut Prompts Under the Cut

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I quickly did this venn diagram to prove a point to my friends - feel free to add / alter anything lmao

Honestly Charles’ morals are the least sexy thing about him he could be controlling politicians into passing laws to keep mutants safe left and right without messing with their autonomy outside of that but “noooo Erik that’s wrooong”

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals