This Really Improved The Quality Of My Day. By Seeing How Much Worse It Could Be, I Mean. And I Think

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

Don’t return ebooks or audiobooks you’ve consumed on Amazon and Audible

Amazon and Audible made it into their policy that you can return ebooks and audiobooks and get a full refund.

They actively promote this, making their book shop into a book lending service, de facto a library you subscribe to. That’s their business plan to encourage subscribtions.

The dirty thing, however, is that Amazon and Audible are making the authors pay for each refunded item. They will detract money, income, royalties, from the authors’ account. They’re not hurting from the refund, the author is.

Look, no-one is saying you’re not allowed to return an item if you’ve read the first 50 pages or listened to the first 45 minutes. Maybe the style is not your thing. Maybe you don’t like the narrator’s voice. Maybe the quality of the writing drops severely after chapter three. Go ahead, if the product is bad, return it.

What I’m talking about is that no one should be able to listen to a ten-hour audiobook or read through nearly an entire novel and still get a refund.

Most of the readers don’t know who’s paying for this business plan. It’s not Amazon and Audible, they’re still keeping your subscription money. It’s the authors.

Spread the word.

No bc you know something's wrong when EVEN this mf would be a better Captain America than John Walker

Y'ALL KNOW I'M RIGHT

Pro tip: if you don’t know what it’s for, it’s (probably) for disabled people. Respectfully, shut up and think for more than a millisecond before you call something “lazy” or “unnecessary.” Thank you for expanding on this.

the future is now

Trading places; Mexico and Greenland swap place in the Mercator Projection.

Yup

just wanting to prove a quick point here. reblog if you believe loki is a complex, well-developed, three-dimensional character who didn’t deserve to be killed in the first 5 minutes of the movie. let’s see how many we are

A/N: Requests from @winged-time-criminal and anon. Thor1!Loki coming your way! :3

Words: 2953 Warnings: fluff and a bit of angst

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Tucker Carlson got hacked and the only thing the hacker did was add “Fully vaccinated. They/Theirs 🇺🇦” to his bio

That is the funniest possible thing they ever could have done and the restraint is incredible

jesus fucking christ look at all these fragile pieces of shit who can’t watch a movie with women and poc in them I'm💀💀💀

I…I read this wrong. I read it with the song “your heart is a muscle, the size of your first, keep on moving, keep on fighting, and hold on, and hold on…hold on for your life.”

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat