As Expected, I Was Stuck With A New Nickname…

AU where Sasuke and Naruto are in juniour high, both outsiders for different reasons….and that’s how they become friends.

Thanks for the inspiration

okay but not only are Fred & George master pranksters and know Hogwarts inside out but they would also know everything that went down in Hogwarts – thanks to the map. like they would know who was hooking up with who, which teachers were going at it, everyone else who snuck out after curfew. like just imagine them making bets about whether or not this person was going to meet up with that person tonight (“I bet you Seamus is going to sleep in Deans bed again tonight, George” “oh come off it Fred, they’re only 2nd years!” “… pay up”) and then coming up with ingenious ways to make the people feel guilty or if it was a couple they had been wanting to get together for a really long time they would find little ways to celebrate. and just think of how insane they would make all their teachers (pranks aside!) just by dropping really sly hints about how much they knew but never enough to really get in trouble…

and I’m sure they knew about the invisibility cloak. how could they not if they’re just watching the map and then every other night or something, Harry’s footprints pop up in the restricted section again and they’re just like “smh at it again Harry there’s my boy” I mean, that’s probably how they decided he was fit to own the map after them was bc of how often they watched him sneak out.

pretends that the weather isnt hot as shit

Being a shipper for a ship that will never be cannon means that we don’t care how the story ends irl bc in our head we’re already in delulu

But it also means ur whole heart falling into ur ass bc they deserved so much better then what they got

oh. mah. gawd. look at lord sausage.

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Bakugou is the type to tell you to your face “get the fuck away from my man” when he is jealous

Deku will smile menacingly and ruin your life in secret