okayth3ndeku
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The angel on my shoulder is a repressed homosexual with catholic guilt
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Story writers will give you the most beautiful, profound, amazing relationship between two men and be like nah they’re just friends. They’re actually are going to end up with the girl he ignored/treated like shit/treated him like shit for most of the seires and YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT.
I thought you said you’re obsessed with Batman?
I am!
But you dislike Batman?
Yeah, when I say I’m obsessed with Batman I really mean the Robins, who are arguably the best part of the Batman lore.
Every year my collection of sad traumatized boys gets larger and larger. And I have no regrets for how much merch I’ve collected for them.
Anyways, I just bought my first Tim Drake funko pop.
I have a confession to make.
I love stalker!tim drake Wayne.
I love when he does his lil stalker shit.
I love when he has his crushes name social security number and full background before talking to them
I love when he takes a million photos of his partner.
I love when he follows them to make sure they’re safe.
I love when he stares 24/7.
I just love Tim.
Bro I act totally fine but everyday my mind picks out a random quote that hurts me and echos it in my mind until I’m literally shaking and about to fall apart.
the neurodivergent experience:
20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333
80% of the time: this mind is a prison
What getting into Batman/DC GENUINELY feels like
Whenever I talk about whatever media I’m into at the moment imagine I am presenting the characters to you like this
not to be a conspiracy theorist about a 2007 disney movie
but like…
what exactly was the heterosexual explanation for this?
they accidentally wrote the greatest high school romance story ever told & got scared of their own power
“mitsuki isn’t abusive that’s just how she is!”
“Nothing happened to bakugo he’s just like that”
“He had both parents and grew up rich!! He’s the only one with a normal family”
All yall are telling me by saying shit like that is that one of your parents, most likely your mother, talked to you in a similar manner and “you turned out fine”.
When in reality you have anger issues, difficulty expresssing your emotions, yell because it makes you feel heard and hurt everyone you encounter before they can hurt you.
Sound familiar?
Also I’m going to point out that if you think for 2 seconds that she didn’t say crazy shit to him growing up please remember that she CANONICALLY told Kat it was HIS fault for getting kidnapped and that he shouldn’t of been so *weak* to have let it happened. Like? Imagine all the other fucked up shit she said to him growing up? You do not develop an inferiority complex the way Kat did without outside pressure. And I’m sure she was the heaviest weight one. She absolutely has moments where she seems more caring and nice but most of these moments involve other people. There is very rarely and interaction between the two of them where she doesn’t yell at him and/or hit him. Like ? He wouldn’t be that way if you weren’t that way, you dumb bitch.
“I would die for you.”
Yeah, well, no one fuckin asked you to.
Literally sobbing rn bc I realized I don’t have enough money for the Spider-Man pillow pet I want.
Kissing his sweetums <3
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
“It’s just an anime character, it’s not that deep.”
It’s not that deep but sometimes I lay awake at night bc every time I close my eyes I see his lifeless face and broken body.
It’s not that deep but when he died I felt it in my soul and cried so hard I couldn’t breathe.
It’s not that deep but it genuinely hurts me that anytime he’s smiled genuinely he’s been covered in blood or severely injured.
It’s not that deep but watching him work so hard just to watch his dream die crushed me.
It’s not that deep but I can hear his voice echoing in my head every day.
It’s not that deep to you. But to me, he’s everything.
you know a fic is good when it has this
Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
I’m ngl, I LOVE being a bkdk shipper. “Yeah but in canon” bitch idc about canon. I’m talking about the insanely talented fan community. I’m talking about the artists and the writers and the shippers who spend hours drawing parallels and coming up with theories. I’m surrounded by some of the kindest, most interesting people out there and I’m so damn lucky. And that’s not even to mention the ship itself. Bkdk will always be so deep that it goes beyond words. They’re soulmates, binary stars, etc etc. If you don’t see that by the end of the series, you were watching/reading with your eyes closed. They make me so crazy and so full of endorphins I think I might burst. So yeah call bkdk cringe, call it fanon, call it anything you want. But at the end of the day, we’re winning.
Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day
The best thing about getting a laptop that will read to me is that on the days I can barely hold my eyes open I can still engage in fanfic and my safe delusions but allow my body do the partial shutdown it obviously wants
I love being a multi shipper tbh like wanna see me crash tf out about imaginary gay dudes ? Wanna see me do it again? Lmao
Sometimes the chains in my chest would rattle as the beast I shoved down in there for safe keeping raged on at the injustice done to their brothers.
The chains shifted as they curled in on them selves howling, begging to be let out and I soothed them. saying the world cannot handle their fury, it’ll hurtus in the long run.
The chains are brittle , closer to breaking, now I don’t know if they’re or not. But the beast is quiet, waiting. Watching.
It’s time will come.
ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock
pregnancy during apocalypse trope is CRAZYYY to me like why are you letting him come inside you girl???? now is NOT the time.
pillow princess James rights
jegulus raising harry w barty babysitting
barty: okay, little guy, what's that word you're going to call your papa!?
two yr old harry: stinky!
barty: perfect! and the word for your dad?
harry: asshole!
barty: nice! amazing! perfect! you're ready to go home!