James: I'm in love
Sirius: Yeah? Who?
James: He has beautiful, gray eyes, and curls wow, I feel like I faint when he speaks French
Sirius:...
James: Well, I must go, stay here my love.
Sirius:...
Remus: Hey, are u done using that book?
Sirius: JAMES IS IN LOVE WITH ME
Remus: wha...?
Sirius: I mean... I'm irresistible, but Moony, I'm yours... I'll have to refuse him...
*Remus who actually knows that James' love is Reggie * : nah, you should give it a try
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NaruSasu and ItaSasu ^^
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Having Mr. Weasley as a father-in-law must have been the easiest thing in the world. Whenever Harry wanted to score points, he just needed to do any of the following:
drive him to a carwash
take him on a field trip to the Muggle post office
HARDWARE STORE OMFG
“I hope you like your new outdoor barbecue, dad!”
vending machines
first plane ride (making sure Mr. Weasley gets his junior pilot wings)
Segway tours. Mr. Weasley on a Segway is now my new favorite visual.
any as-seen-on-TV gadget: Slap-Chop, Super Shammy, Paint Zoom, Mr. Lid, NuWave
get him one of those banks that automatically separates the Muggle coins according to type
leaf blower. just show him a fricking leaf blower.
I learned about myself this year is that I have a primal n latex kink. I’m allergic to latex btw
if i had to describe gaara with just one picture it’d be this
The juxtaposition of my tumblr n TikTok is actually funny af. Like my TikTok is mostly political bullshit and I just come here for my fun silly little story’s lmao
–– those c u n n i n g f o l k
“he has no pulse”
bitch you better fucking find it
Itstoocoldtofunction watched Jlpbaseball45 S Webcam Video October 11, 2010, 01:04 PM on Liveplay
So I was on omegle roleplaying right, doing some good ole’ NaruSasu (high school AU but a few main events still happened)
Him (Naruto): “What could you do you haven’t already done?”
Me (Sasuke) “I haven’t killed you yet, I can just do that.”
Him: “Oh, so the homicidal streak is genetic?”
Me to myself: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.