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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

has anyone made this joke yet

interesting behind the scenes footage!!

For all my phannies out there, here are digital scans of all my dan and phil TIT photocards! Free 2 use but credit is appreciated :D

here are the backs! dark design for regular cards and light design for holographics! VIP package has 100% 1 holographic, but the once you buy as merch only have a small change of having one

more card here !!!

Hello, I hope you're doing well! My name is Mahmoud Abu Swierh, and I'm a 17-year-old from Gaza. The ongoing war has devastated my city, destroyed my school, and made daily life incredibly challenging. Despite these hardships, I'm determined to continue my education and build a better future. I've been given a chance to study abroad, but I need help to cover the costs of leaving Gaza, as well as living expenses and other essentials abroad once the crossing opens. If you can, please consider donating or sharing, your kindness can truly make a difference. Thank you. https://gofund.me/bd3ccf0b

It is so important that those of us who are able to help do so. Please consider helping this young man, or help by sharing this. I know not everyone has the means to, but it costs nothing to share.

thank you avantrisfam discord, i will not be shutting up about this

The fruity four?

or THE FRUITY FOUR

hi

Everyone should see this clip of Jon Matteson doing the Wiggly voice backstage

Source

at this point, the show better already be greenlit for 5 seasons because any other decision is dam stupid and wrong.

Everyone else can go home. This is the funniest fucking thing ever said

i think you’re all vastly overestimating aziraphale’s self control. you’re telling me he’s gonna be in heaven w no food no wine no books no bitches for YEARS and he’s going to see crowley in s3 and just be? kinda sad about it?? no girl all his hungers have mixed together and the moment their eyes meet again he’s gonna be devouring some meat alright. out of crowley’s ass

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

Imagine:

It’s been centuries. Merlin can remember everything. Every date. Every story. Every name. Everything except for Arthur’s face.

He only comes to realize this on the anniversary of Camlann. He visits the lakeside of Avalon, tears freely flowing down his cheeks as he sobs. He collapses to his knees.

And in the quietest, most broken voice you’ve ever heard whispers.

“I’ve forgotten what you look like. I don’t want to forget you, Arthur.”

i had to see this so you do too

it was the dismissive “hey buddy” that killed me

Marks and Rec: Misc #2487

Sara's staying out of it. (#incorrectquotes)

Puppet History headcanon: Kate Peterman wasn’t in the latest season because Holo-Professor KNEW she would figure him out right away and she would NOT let him get away with it.

i heard Colin Morgan say “how long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?” when I was 12 and my brain chemistry was permanently altered

He sings Jolene about Talia

No one on this planet could convince me that noel doesn't just rock out on angry southern women music

holy shit i cant believe they made canada from ride the cyclone into a real thing

YESSSS

who wants to start an rtc podcast w/ me

I need actual rtc moots so i can talk to y'all and feel hyped abt rtc so if you like spacedolls and nischa and are willing to put up w me saying only the worst words i can think of maybe rb this and I'll follow u

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)

Noel: I don’t do relationships.

Mischa: *exists*

Noel: Shit.

~

Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?

~

Ocean: Just be yourself.

Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ricky: Couple weeks.

Constance: Six months.

Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.

Noel: See, Ocean?

Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.

Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.

Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.

Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.

Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.

Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.

Ocean: And Mischa is...

Ocean: Eagle Two

Mischa: Oh thank god.

~

Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!

Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Ocean:

Ocean: I appreciate it,

Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Ricky: Ocean-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Constance: Ocean we gotta-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS

~

Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.

Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?

Constance: That’s voodoo.

Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.

Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Constance: That’s kinky.

Ocean: Oh my God.

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (provided by the incorrect quotes generator)

Noel: Hey, someone tried to fight a quid at the aquarium today!

Mischa: *covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

~

Noel: Is something burning?

Mischa: *leaning against the counter* just my love for you.

Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.

~

Ocean: You’re right.

Noel: That’s an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?

~

Ocean: Do you take constructive criticism?

Noel: I only take cash or credit.

~

Ocean: You know those things kill you, right?

Noel: *pouring a glass of whiskey* Yeah, that’s kind of the point.

Mischa: *smoking a cigarette* Were trying to speed this shit up.

Constance: *nodding her head while eating raw cookie dough*

~

Ocean: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Noel: Oh yeah? You’re the one who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Ocean: I’m leaving you! AND IM TAKING MISCHA WITH ME!

Constance: *picking up the Monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Adding on to this: Ben taught Klaus basic Korean, and he did the exact same thing. He would pull like “annyeonghaseyo Benarino.” and Ben would seeth

headcanon: while growing up Diego taught Klaus basic Spanish so that they could talk without the others knowing what they were saying. But now as they’ve grown up, Klaus has used it in the most painfully white way in order to annoy Diego (e.g. “I’d like my regular suite, por favor!”)

headcanon: while growing up Diego taught Klaus basic Spanish so that they could talk without the others knowing what they were saying. But now as they’ve grown up, Klaus has used it in the most painfully white way in order to annoy Diego (e.g. “I’d like my regular suite, por favor!”)

"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.

you ever just. this is humanity’s eleventh hour. and i’ve prepared something for the occasion. it’s a show stoppin number. a real show stopper. a show stoppin number come on. something to shock em, to bring them a crawling a big time box office draw. with the press and the glamour, we’ll kill the reviews. spotlight on mr ingénue. so fill up your tumblr. got a show stoppin number for you. professor if they hear us they will kill us. a show stoppin number is something you die for. a real catchy ear-wormy tune. an award winning score, that seeps in and out of your pours. a dity to make the chorus girls swoo-oon. it’ll unify humanity, in a thundering chorus. no exit from this broadway venue. so crash those shiny symbols. got show stoppin hymnal for you. this songs pretty good huh. i bet you didn’t know that i was also a composer. i’m fact, while i’ve been preparing for the apocalypse i’ve also been writing my own musical. do you mind if i give you the pitch? we don’t have the ti- fuckin go for it. it’s called workin boys, a new musical. it’s the story of a group of old college chums. sure they found success in the business world. but still, they long for the simpler times. in the beat up old house at the edge of college campus. but those glory days, they’re gone for good. or are they? this here, this is the title number. business calls i’m up to my ass in shit. what is this business? markets are crashing and i’m at the edge of my witts. i just can’t take it. when all i want to do is spend the day with greg, and steve, and stu, and mark, and leighton, and chad. ring ring, the phone rings. i answer it. oh, hey greg. i’m swamped, with business. stocks, bonds, golden parachutes. remember those days on the football field greg? last week feels like ages ago. today? after work? on the football field? the old stomping ground eh greg? just you and me, and steve, and stu, and mark and leighton, and chad (and chad). five o’clock. i see you then greg. i’ll see you then. all i want to do, i spend the day with steve an. five o’clock can’t come soon enough, five o’clock can’t come soon enough, five o’clock can’t come soon enough. i can’t wait to get home, to my boys. a show stoppin number, a real show stopper. an aria to rule them all. they’ll throw us their money, at full price admission. the world will come crumbling down. Hamilton move over, your new competitions in town. hey henry. greg, is that really you? no professor that’s not greg! been a long time. hey boys, ready to toss around that pigskin? stu, you haven’t aged a day. can it be five o’clock already? it must be. come in henry, we’ve got some work to do. working boys we’re up to our ass in shit. what is this business? five o’clock can’t come soon enough. five o’clock can’t come soon enough. five o’clock can’t come soon enough. i can’t wait to get home to my boys. yk?

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🌼 ass 🌼

what a

💛 bitch 💛

what a

✨ cock ✨