At This Point, The Show Better Already Be Greenlit For 5 Seasons Because Any Other Decision Is Dam Stupid

Reggie: I’ll get a cheeseburger, no strawberries.

McDonald’s employee: Strawberries?

Reggie: No, thank you.

headcanon: while growing up Diego taught Klaus basic Spanish so that they could talk without the others knowing what they were saying. But now as they’ve grown up, Klaus has used it in the most painfully white way in order to annoy Diego (e.g. “I’d like my regular suite, por favor!”)

Twisted’s Opening Number: A Summary

Dylan: Hey, i’m not that bad. I just want to read and make the kingdom better.

Robert: SHUT THE FUCK UP! HEY GUYS LETS KiLl JaFaR!!!!

it was the dismissive “hey buddy” that killed me

Marks and Rec: Misc #2487

Sara's staying out of it. (#incorrectquotes)

Paul Matthews wrote this

If Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, then why can’t I find all the FUCKS I used to give?

gwaine and lancelot : we did this because we care

merlin : haha yeah arthur am i right!!

gwaine and lancelot, crying : please just let us love you

The Starkid website says $15 available after November 6

Does anybody know how much the digital tickets are gonna be for Black Friday??