The Starkid Website Says $15 Available After November 6

I just sat cackling at this for 5 minutes

Webby is Jeff in the Aragog costume pass it on

The Baseball Game in a nutshell

Whizzer: Marvin, are you feeling okay?

Marvin: Yeah, I’m fine.

Marvin’s inner monologue: Swiggity swot, I’m coming for that bald spot.

Why Robert Manion is Amazing

TGWDLM:

-“WRONG! I shot a charlatan!”

-“Sing the beginning of Moana! I said song goddamn it!”

- “This is humanities eleventh hour.” *sits down seductively*

-*bitch slaps Paul’s hand in Show Me Your Hands*

TWISTED:

-“ He FuCkED a tiGER”

- “ All hail, Achmed, the tiger fucker.”

-“Well, unlike Aladdin he probably had a family who loved him!” “Yes.” “Exactly”

why is Merlin so stressful I wasn't expecting this I came here for dumbassery and the repressed gay not for all this seriousness and consequences and DEATHS

I have taken to calling Bartholomew, Barry. I don’t know how to feel.

Ryan and Shane: The Witchfinder General

The Witchfinder: DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

has anyone made this joke yet

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💛 bitch 💛

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✨ cock ✨