I Just Sat Cackling At This For 5 Minutes

Julie: why is Luke crying

Alex: he took a what “member of Julie and the Phantoms are you” quiz...

Reggie: and he got me

Luke: *sobbing* I’m not worthy

Morgana: you fools! You will never beat me!

Arthur: yes we can! With the power of -

Lancelot: love!

Gwaine: friendship!

Merlin, covered in blood: incredible violence

Arthur: - and teamwork!

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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Starkid Jokes Everyone Forgets About - The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals Edition

“You know how much of that money actually goes to the sea turtles?” “Well none I just made it up.” “That’s right, none!”

“It all goes to line the pockets of some corporate bigwigs, I give my money directly to the people who need it!” “Spare change for the homeless?” “Sorry I don’t have anything.”

Peanuts the squirrel

“You mean like a flash mob?” “Yeah, I mean, what else could it have been?” “Well did you get a video of it?” “No.” “You’re fucking useless Paul!”

“Melissa get my wife on the phone for me!” “Mr. Davidson I think I should leave.” “No Paul, I want you to hear this, if you leave you’re fired.”

That thing Jeff/Mr. Davidson does with his jaw when he’s on the phone with his wife.

“I know this is probably a bad time but uh, do you like film?” “You know what Paul it is a bad time!”

“Professor Hidgens! I’m his favorite student because I brought him groceries once?”

“Well if this is the apocalypse, maybe we should go to a church?” “No, no, no we are all from different denominations, and we cannot split up. I’m a Presbyterian I’m not gonna die in your dirty-ass Methodist church.”

“Who is it?” “Professor Hidgens?” “Don’t lie to me whoever you are, I’M Professor Hidgens!”

(Alexa chime)

“Wait! Ted! My husband’s brains fell out today~ If I cant be a wife to him now what kind of woman am I?” “I don’t know Charlotte, I’m not your therapist!” ... “your husband’s dead you should upgrade... to a sleazeball”

The Grace Chastity rant (“And now I’M defending Grace Chastity of all people!”)

“Should I take this chair?” “I’ll get the piano!”

“I feel so bad about how I treated Erica back there...” “Emma.” “Gahzunteit”

*Lauren dragging herself on the ground* “Fuuuuuuck” “Emma... I hate to say it now but that’s what seatbelts are for.” “Shiiiiiit.”

I just want to say:

If Curt Mega was president we’d be doomed. Because he’d sit in the Oval Office going, “It’s the end of the world as we know it.”

Would anyone mind dm-ing me a picture of the program for Black Friday? I’m writing letters for the whole cast and crew.

Paul Matthews wrote this

If Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, then why can’t I find all the FUCKS I used to give?

I think he was fundamentally good, but he was betrayed by someone whom he’d trusted from early on in his life. Causing him to go down a rough path, I will not dismiss the fact that he sided with Morgana. I will not dismiss the fact that he killed Arthur. However, he was pushed to that by Kara’s death and Merlin’s betrayal. So, I believe he is fundamentally good.

Discuss

Was Mordred good or bad?