I Think He Was Fundamentally Good, But He Was Betrayed By Someone Whom He’d Trusted From Early On In

Morgana: you fools! You will never beat me!

Arthur: yes we can! With the power of -

Lancelot: love!

Gwaine: friendship!

Merlin, covered in blood: incredible violence

Arthur: - and teamwork!

Ryan and Shane: The Witchfinder General

The Witchfinder: DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE

I think she hates her because it seems like she’s replacing Jane. Y’know, her sister who died one year before this all happens

Guys, we still don't know why Emma hates Becky! We never even see the interact except at the end when they all stand together. In even then, there's no indication that they even know each other. Like, idk do you guys think we'll get the answer in a future show or what? Cuz now I really wanna know.

My school did a Harry Potter themed musical last year. Tonight, my mom asked if we did AVPM and I started laughing so hard that I cried. We did not do AVPM

You act as if homo relationships are plentiful. When, in reality, the most that we normally get are one-off characters who’s entire personality is built on the fact that they are gay. It is not toxic to look for subtext that sometimes is actually there. Yes, there are people who are toxic with it, but I personally believe that you should be quiet and leave nonproblematic shippers alone.

Why is it all of tumblr ships friends

like take Merther (Merlin and Arthur) lots of hardcore fans ship them even though they are just friends in the show. Why is it that men just can’t friends? Idk but it feels toxic

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)

Noel: I don’t do relationships.

Mischa: *exists*

Noel: Shit.

~

Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?

~

Ocean: Just be yourself.

Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ricky: Couple weeks.

Constance: Six months.

Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.

Noel: See, Ocean?

Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.

Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.

Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.

Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.

Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.

Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.

Ocean: And Mischa is...

Ocean: Eagle Two

Mischa: Oh thank god.

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Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!

Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Ocean:

Ocean: I appreciate it,

Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Ricky: Ocean-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Constance: Ocean we gotta-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.

Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?

Constance: That’s voodoo.

Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.

Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Constance: That’s kinky.

Ocean: Oh my God.

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

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AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I just love Shane sitting outside talking to their camera people and Ryan inside just “(screams) FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!”

Starkid Jokes Everyone Forgets About - The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals Edition

“You know how much of that money actually goes to the sea turtles?” “Well none I just made it up.” “That’s right, none!”

“It all goes to line the pockets of some corporate bigwigs, I give my money directly to the people who need it!” “Spare change for the homeless?” “Sorry I don’t have anything.”

Peanuts the squirrel

“You mean like a flash mob?” “Yeah, I mean, what else could it have been?” “Well did you get a video of it?” “No.” “You’re fucking useless Paul!”

“Melissa get my wife on the phone for me!” “Mr. Davidson I think I should leave.” “No Paul, I want you to hear this, if you leave you’re fired.”

That thing Jeff/Mr. Davidson does with his jaw when he’s on the phone with his wife.

“I know this is probably a bad time but uh, do you like film?” “You know what Paul it is a bad time!”

“Professor Hidgens! I’m his favorite student because I brought him groceries once?”

“Well if this is the apocalypse, maybe we should go to a church?” “No, no, no we are all from different denominations, and we cannot split up. I’m a Presbyterian I’m not gonna die in your dirty-ass Methodist church.”

“Who is it?” “Professor Hidgens?” “Don’t lie to me whoever you are, I’M Professor Hidgens!”

(Alexa chime)

“Wait! Ted! My husband’s brains fell out today~ If I cant be a wife to him now what kind of woman am I?” “I don’t know Charlotte, I’m not your therapist!” ... “your husband’s dead you should upgrade... to a sleazeball”

The Grace Chastity rant (“And now I’M defending Grace Chastity of all people!”)

“Should I take this chair?” “I’ll get the piano!”

“I feel so bad about how I treated Erica back there...” “Emma.” “Gahzunteit”

*Lauren dragging herself on the ground* “Fuuuuuuck” “Emma... I hate to say it now but that’s what seatbelts are for.” “Shiiiiiit.”