The Baseball Game In A Nutshell

I just sat cackling at this for 5 minutes

Webby is Jeff in the Aragog costume pass it on

valiant episode is funny if u think about the fact that. the dog statue was supposedly never in any way alive before merlin used his spell....... so merlin did not in fact need to be right abt the snakes for that plan to work...... like ok merlin speaking the truth was an important aspect of the ep however im LOSING it at the idea of this guy valiant not even cheating but just being fucking insufferable and merlin being like..... ugh what a creep i cant stand him :/ ..... are those depictions of snakes on his shield ? 👀 inchresting..... omg im a genius HAHA get fucked

okay in all fairness to Kilgharrah he was just suffering through his day to day when suddenly the most powerful teenager in the world forced him to become a therapist

Imagine:

It’s been centuries. Merlin can remember everything. Every date. Every story. Every name. Everything except for Arthur’s face.

He only comes to realize this on the anniversary of Camlann. He visits the lakeside of Avalon, tears freely flowing down his cheeks as he sobs. He collapses to his knees.

And in the quietest, most broken voice you’ve ever heard whispers.

“I’ve forgotten what you look like. I don’t want to forget you, Arthur.”

i had to see this so you do too

Something I love is that the first shot we get of adult Richie is of him throwing up and I don’t know why but I love Bill Hader even more now

hi

I write some stuff, but I don’t post it here, I could if people wanted me to though

idk how this works but if you post/create content about merlin, the witcher, jatp, and marvel could you like/reblog so that i can follow you?

The Starkid website says $15 available after November 6

Does anybody know how much the digital tickets are gonna be for Black Friday??

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)

Noel: I don’t do relationships.

Mischa: *exists*

Noel: Shit.

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Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?

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Ocean: Just be yourself.

Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ricky: Couple weeks.

Constance: Six months.

Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.

Noel: See, Ocean?

Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.

Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.

Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.

Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.

Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.

Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.

Ocean: And Mischa is...

Ocean: Eagle Two

Mischa: Oh thank god.

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Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!

Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Ocean:

Ocean: I appreciate it,

Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Ricky: Ocean-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Constance: Ocean we gotta-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.

Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?

Constance: That’s voodoo.

Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.

Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Constance: That’s kinky.

Ocean: Oh my God.

Cute things to call your boyfriend 🥰😘

Clotpole 💖

Dollopead ✨

Turnip-head 🥺

Cabbage-head 💫

Idiot 🌹

Useless toad of a servant 💘

Girl's petty coat 🔥

Buffoon 😇

Royal Prat 💋

Bone Idle Toad 🌺