gwaine and lancelot : we did this because we care
merlin : haha yeah arthur am i right!!
gwaine and lancelot, crying : please just let us love you
“You know how much of that money actually goes to the sea turtles?” “Well none I just made it up.” “That’s right, none!”
“It all goes to line the pockets of some corporate bigwigs, I give my money directly to the people who need it!” “Spare change for the homeless?” “Sorry I don’t have anything.”
Peanuts the squirrel
“You mean like a flash mob?” “Yeah, I mean, what else could it have been?” “Well did you get a video of it?” “No.” “You’re fucking useless Paul!”
“Melissa get my wife on the phone for me!” “Mr. Davidson I think I should leave.” “No Paul, I want you to hear this, if you leave you’re fired.”
That thing Jeff/Mr. Davidson does with his jaw when he’s on the phone with his wife.
“I know this is probably a bad time but uh, do you like film?” “You know what Paul it is a bad time!”
“Professor Hidgens! I’m his favorite student because I brought him groceries once?”
“Well if this is the apocalypse, maybe we should go to a church?” “No, no, no we are all from different denominations, and we cannot split up. I’m a Presbyterian I’m not gonna die in your dirty-ass Methodist church.”
“Who is it?” “Professor Hidgens?” “Don’t lie to me whoever you are, I’M Professor Hidgens!”
(Alexa chime)
“Wait! Ted! My husband’s brains fell out today~ If I cant be a wife to him now what kind of woman am I?” “I don’t know Charlotte, I’m not your therapist!” ... “your husband’s dead you should upgrade... to a sleazeball”
The Grace Chastity rant (“And now I’M defending Grace Chastity of all people!”)
“Should I take this chair?” “I’ll get the piano!”
“I feel so bad about how I treated Erica back there...” “Emma.” “Gahzunteit”
*Lauren dragging herself on the ground* “Fuuuuuuck” “Emma... I hate to say it now but that’s what seatbelts are for.” “Shiiiiiit.”
headcanon: while growing up Diego taught Klaus basic Spanish so that they could talk without the others knowing what they were saying. But now as they’ve grown up, Klaus has used it in the most painfully white way in order to annoy Diego (e.g. “I’d like my regular suite, por favor!”)
I think he was fundamentally good, but he was betrayed by someone whom he’d trusted from early on in his life. Causing him to go down a rough path, I will not dismiss the fact that he sided with Morgana. I will not dismiss the fact that he killed Arthur. However, he was pushed to that by Kara’s death and Merlin’s betrayal. So, I believe he is fundamentally good.
Discuss
i said whoever decided it was a good idea to kill off lancelot your moms a hoe
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Sally Face
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Reggie: I’ll get a cheeseburger, no strawberries.
McDonald’s employee: Strawberries?
Reggie: No, thank you.
The scene where Merlin walks back into Gaius’s chambers during season one and asks, “Do you hear clanging?” bc he’s just so precious when he says that with his squinty little eyes, how can you not fall in love?
If you could show someone whose never watched it one scene of Merlin to get them hooked and give them a good idea of what’s great about the show, which scene would you choose?
Dylan: Hey, i’m not that bad. I just want to read and make the kingdom better.
Robert: SHUT THE FUCK UP! HEY GUYS LETS KiLl JaFaR!!!!
I write some stuff, but I don’t post it here, I could if people wanted me to though
idk how this works but if you post/create content about merlin, the witcher, jatp, and marvel could you like/reblog so that i can follow you?