Duck Is Lord

Morgana: you fools! You will never beat me!

Arthur: yes we can! With the power of -

Lancelot: love!

Gwaine: friendship!

Merlin, covered in blood: incredible violence

Arthur: - and teamwork!

okay in all fairness to Kilgharrah he was just suffering through his day to day when suddenly the most powerful teenager in the world forced him to become a therapist

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)

Noel: I don’t do relationships.

Mischa: *exists*

Noel: Shit.

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Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?

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Ocean: Just be yourself.

Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ricky: Couple weeks.

Constance: Six months.

Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.

Noel: See, Ocean?

Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.

Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.

Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.

Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.

Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.

Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.

Ocean: And Mischa is...

Ocean: Eagle Two

Mischa: Oh thank god.

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Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!

Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Ocean:

Ocean: I appreciate it,

Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Ricky: Ocean-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Constance: Ocean we gotta-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.

Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?

Constance: That’s voodoo.

Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.

Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Constance: That’s kinky.

Ocean: Oh my God.

i heard Colin Morgan say “how long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?” when I was 12 and my brain chemistry was permanently altered

Johnlock (John & Sherlock)

Leon: so how is Merlin adjusting to life in Camelot?

Gwen: really well, actually. Although i think he's gone a bit numb. Here, watch this

Gwen: hey Merlin! Morgana has conjured another undead army and they're headed this way. Death is imminent

Merlin, wearing sunglasses and sipping from a juice box: wack

The scene where Merlin walks back into Gaius’s chambers during season one and asks, “Do you hear clanging?” bc he’s just so precious when he says that with his squinty little eyes, how can you not fall in love?

If you could show someone whose never watched it one scene of Merlin to get them hooked and give them a good idea of what’s great about the show, which scene would you choose?

Don’t call me out like this-

Oh so PJo is your favourite series?

How's the gifted child burnout going for you?

Also are you straight?

Can someone help me find a screenshot of Nick’s face from Holy Musical B@man when he says “Yes, I would like that” bc he looks adoreable.