Olivervander-blog - Mattock

You all have dirty minds on here

omg I want one 🪨👀

ㅤ ꒰ㅤㅤ𑄽୧ aesthete ⁠ ‹3ㅤㅤ۪ㅤㅤരㅤㅤ꒱

My first text post that will be forgotten in ten minutes: let’s teach everyone to openly and honestly discuss sec with their partners/ what they like, what’s off limits, how they like things done etc. Would make for happier relationships, give sex a more positive image and reduce the demonising of kinks. Plus, speaking selfishly here, give men an idea of what to do and where the clitoris is. Took me a while to find the damn thing.

Nobody. Nobody is with you.

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes, even though I post stupid bollocks when I’m drunk. This community is awesome

“Mate”

I think the kink community should use more weird/silly honorifics for dominants. Master/Mistress, Sir etc. are all well and good, but why not have some fun with it?

Milord. Doctor. Your Grace. Your Holiness. Your Eminence. Chef. Chief. Admiral. Monsignor. Deacon. Coach. Cap'n. Quartermaster. Lieutenant. Consigliere. Padrone. Godfather. Capo. Alpha. Gaffer. Guv'nor. Governor. Mister/Madam President. Skipper. Tyrant. Supremo.

Just a thought.