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1 year ago
Someone’s Had The Debate About Whether An Animagus Has Sex With The Animal They Currently Are, And

Someone’s had the debate about whether an animagus has sex with the animal they currently are, and whether that’s a crime, right?


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1 year ago
Because The World Needs A Combination Of Sex Toys And One Of The Best Sitcoms Of All Time

Because the world needs a combination of sex toys and one of the best sitcoms of all time


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1 year ago

“Mate”

I think the kink community should use more weird/silly honorifics for dominants. Master/Mistress, Sir etc. are all well and good, but why not have some fun with it?

Milord. Doctor. Your Grace. Your Holiness. Your Eminence. Chef. Chief. Admiral. Monsignor. Deacon. Coach. Cap'n. Quartermaster. Lieutenant. Consigliere. Padrone. Godfather. Capo. Alpha. Gaffer. Guv'nor. Governor. Mister/Madam President. Skipper. Tyrant. Supremo.

Just a thought.

1 year ago

A classic. Second series of Dexter = best series of Dexter

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1 year ago
This Is The Most Accurate Prediction Of Our Future. Discuss.

This is the most accurate prediction of our future. Discuss.


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1 year ago
To Be Fair, I Need Runway Lights Between A Woman’s Legs To Understand She Might Be Interested In Me.

To be fair, I need runway lights between a woman’s legs to understand she might be interested in me.


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1 year ago

Tom Ellis is a man crush of mine

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1 year ago

My first text post that will be forgotten in ten minutes: let’s teach everyone to openly and honestly discuss sec with their partners/ what they like, what’s off limits, how they like things done etc. Would make for happier relationships, give sex a more positive image and reduce the demonising of kinks. Plus, speaking selfishly here, give men an idea of what to do and where the clitoris is. Took me a while to find the damn thing.


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1 year ago

This needs to be taught. Or at least reblogged by everyone

Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

2 years ago
Red Wine > Beer. Fight Me.

Red wine > beer. Fight me.


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2 years ago
Omg I Want One 🪨👀

omg I want one 🪨👀

2 years ago
When I’m Tired, I Laugh At Anything

When I’m tired, I laugh at anything

2 years ago
Guess The Awesome Batshit Crazy Oscar/BAFTA Nominated Movie

Guess the awesome batshit crazy Oscar/BAFTA nominated movie

2 years ago
Omg I Want One 🪨👀

omg I want one 🪨👀

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