Am I Procrastinating Or Was Me Being A Writer Just A Phase: A Novel By Me (which I'm Not Writing Because

Once I was wearing a silk patterned button up shirt with short sleeves and the shorts equivalent of mom jeans, and I had those chekered vans (my hair is shorter than a pixie btw) and those three girls kept on looking at me with smiles and one waved at me when we locked eyes I felt like fricking Superman walking in costume down the street

wlw culture is wearing oversized clothing and an occasional beanie in hopes that someone will realize that you like girls

stop 👏 pitting 👏 the 👏 writing 👏 process 👏 against 👏 each 👏 other 👏

daydreaming about scenarios is FUN

outlining is 

writing them down is 

rewriting is

editing is

having a finished story is REWARDING

so 

denouement

climax

internal conflict 

inciting incident 

backstory 

This is very much simplified. It’s your starting guide to the character’s arc. keep in mind that this is assuming a positive change arc, and there is more than one way to tell a story. Never follow anyone’s advice off a cliff.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

*passionately thinks about story instead of writing it*

I can’t believe that the Citizens of Pawnee are actually real.

I think I should be a vampire because I would take advantage of my mysteriousness & powers & immortality to kill pedophiles thanks for coming to my ted talk xx

Mr. Anderson thinks that everything inside of him is worthless and embarrassing. Isn’t that right, Todd? Isn’t that your worst fear? Well, I think you’re wrong. I think you have something inside of you that is worth a great deal. “I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.”

if you dont reblog this youre straight

I am so ashamed of myself omg 😂😂😂 can you believe I typed this after reading Oedipus BY SOPHOCLES

if you read antigone and sided with kreon at any point i DO hate you just so you know