So 

me: god it’s so sad that this character has to die, they could have had so much better

my friends: you’re the writer, you’re the one who killed them, you could just not kill them

me: no i’m gonna

I also have a big crush on our potion genius Penny

Same, except Im in slytherin, Im in the fourth chapter or so in year 2, I have 167 points, and BOY. The second student has 62 points? Bitch the fuck?

I swear that I’m the only person in Hufflepuff in Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery who gives a shit about house points. Guys, cmon, I am literally going all out and earning ten points per class, and we’re STILL in 4the place.

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

My gay ass is painting Penny Gaywood- I MEAN HAYWOOD

Surprisingly, the only person I don’t have crush on is Rowan, but don’t misunderstand me, I could still kill for her

meme?

pride month be kind to me and please bless me a fuckin girlfriend

‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that 

wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result

where is my bastardization arc

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