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if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

Congrats Iskall on winning Demise~💚

Reddit made this hilarious post and y’all need to appreciate it:

“Honey, could you pick up some milk please?”

Mumbo: Turns your house into a machine that walks to the store.

Xisuma: Insists on buying organic soy milk and creating an awards ceremony with a parkour course for whoever got the lowest price.

Tango: asks 10 times if you were sure you wanted milk and not noob juice, and then refers to milk as "moob juice" for the rest of the month in protest.

Zedaph: brings you sheep milk.

Grian: Inducts you into the secret Cow Club.

Joe: Comes up with a song about cows while walking to the store, then forgets what he was looking for once he got there.

Cleo: Appears to do nothing for a week and then you'd come home to find a diorama of your entire family involved in the process of milking a cow of Cthulhu.

Scar: would build you an amazing and beautiful milk jug outside your house, or a cow bobblehead.

Impulse: makes "get milk from the store" a goal in his Naked And Scared Series, only for Skizzle to screw everything up last minute.

TFC: would ask what this newfangled "milk" thing is and then bring it to you next episode following advice from his comments section and several attempts to milk a llama.

Iskall: would bring you green iskallium milk… of doom.

Bumbo Cactoni: would dispense milk out of his hat … of doom.

Bdubs: brings the milk, but by the time he gets back all the cows will think their names are "stupid" (along with the birds, the dog, the chickens and the fencepost.)

Keralis: gets distracted by how breathtaking everything is then forgets about the milk 80 times. Upon returning home, milk is labelled as "Moolk".

Rendog: creates an entirely new identity of a dairy farmer "Rencow" complete with midwestern accent. Mounts 4 episode-long saga with voiceovers and plush camera work following his danger-filled quest to retrieve the sacred milk from Mount Bos.

Cub: realizes he’d be better off creating a business farming/selling/delivering milk. Creates factory that breeds, milks and bottles up the product into shulkers at the rate of 200 buckets per minute.

Falsesymmetry: brings you the milk, but along the way she paves the dirt road between your house and the store, installs several planters full of flowers and wires the whole road for streetlamps.

Python: keeps starting out towards the store, getting halfway, realizing he forgot something, coming home and starting over again.

Stressmonster: brings you the milk but goes on for hours about how gorgeous it is and how cute the cows were.

Doc: gets the milk but next time you owe him a favor.

Li’l Doccy: will only be able to get you a small jug of milk, but he tried his very hardest and we’re proud of him.

Jellie: drinks all the milk.

Ilmango: Invented the cow, the milk, the bucket, and you.

Wels: would make a medieval dairy farm, but xisuma would tear it down in the process of making a parkour course

Biffa: would bring back tea

Please come back I miss you........

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As expected, almost every my drawing now is about Grian..

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okay, so was anybody going to tell me that Tango used a maid skin at one point

or was i just supposed to randomly check his namemc profile myself?

Basically Xisuma’s 1.15 AFK fishing video

Power

Power

Power

Power

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👊👊👊

Nyaringan

demise is so funny because the hermits with the goth gene are going all out on it with ren putting up a whole persona as the “grim reaper” meanwhile scars like “my demise skin has a sixpack :P”

Si, yo quiero

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I want Pewds and Mumbo to collab

I hate everything about Helluva Boss except these two. They are so cute together <3

Announcement!!! Please read!!! (optional if not following my blog)

Ok, just to get this over with. I SUPPORT THOSE WHO SHIP IN THE HERMITCRAFT FANDOM. THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FOR YOU. I also understand if ships make you uncomfortable. I will try to be sensitive towards that. I understand why this is a controversial topic, especially in YouTube fandoms. (with what happened in the septiplier fandom especially) but if thinking that these two people have great couple energy and you are not bothering them then GREAT go at it my friend. Wether you ship mumbo and Iskall or mumbo and Grian is fine just dont bother them saying "when are you and ____ going to get together?" I'm just going to say it is probably not going to happen. Also on the other side of the coin don't go to a creator's expression and say "this is stupid because I don't ship real people" you are putting someone down for their work, something they were probably proud of before you ruined it with your input. Constructive criticism is fine. (eg: "your details aren't in the right order. You normally don't pay attention to a persons eyes first. Or "I think this is wonderful but some parts are a bit redundant.) just don't be mean to eachother. If you agree please reblog so people know which blogs are safe from the toxic ones.

I probably lost followers for this but Love,

GHOSTY

after outraging on impulse for planting more flowers as doc removes them, doc loses his trident and a silk touch pic on livestream while deutschland by rammstein is playing

i think i need to just present this clip from docs stream without comment

doc: Oh my god we’re going to hell ! ! We’re going to hell and it’s all your fault

Kenderella of Tokyo

TG:Re ver.

minecraft “i cant remember where i put anything” asmr 2.0

[sound of chest opening]

[sound of chest closing]

[sound of barrel opening]

[sound of barrel closing]

[sound of shulker box opening]

[sound of shulker box closing]

[sound of shulker box opening]

[sound of shulker box closing]

[sound of chest opening]

[sound of chest closing]

[sound of barrel opening]

[sound of barrel closing]

[sound of chest opening]

[sound of chest closing]

Pennywise and the Babadook, it’s a thing

It's cold outside already❄⛄

Some Sahara boys♡

I wouldn’t mind if Hazbin Hotel consisted only of Alastor speaking. 10 hour version pls??

The superior meme

Jokes on you, they did

Golden Kamuy

The show: BRUTAL MURDER. DEATH, BLOOD AND GORE.

The fanart: w-what if,, they h*ld h*nds,,,,

Oh hey happy Halloween~~

Grian is a mothman (because reasons), Iskall is Dorothy again, Mumbo is a vampire, Stress is a witch, False - mummy, Cleo is a Frankenstein’s monster. And pumpkin Joe 👻

Check out my sister

Some hermitcraft sketches...👀👀👀

Rest in peace Pumpkin.

I wanted to add something nice.