-Shitpost-
“Mr. Yang! Stop don’t do that, that’s illegal!” Caelus says
“Mr. Yang don’t do That That’s illegal.mimimimi.” Welt mocks “I don’t remember giving a damn Caelus! So, fuck you and fuck the law!”
“I can’t believe this!” Caelus says
“Can you believe Welt is wanted for multiple accounts of murder?” Void asks
“WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU!” Caelus jumps
~Just had an episode, and now it’s nonsense time! I don’t know what to call the episode I had today I just had an episode. As far as I’m aware I don’t have any conditions that have episodes but pretty sure I had one.~
-Headcanon post-
This is just a brief headcanon post. But I headcanon that welt’s eyes are actually two different colors because In the visual novel his eyes are green but in hi3 and HSR his eyes are brown. So yeah. There’s my HCs
Edit: I did some editing on Offical art to better show my HC
-Su x Kevin Family HC-
3 kids
Anaxagoras (I mean look at him)
Al Haitham (literally based off of them)
Clara (girly pop how else could she be immune to the cold).
Honorary Children:
Kosma and Griseo.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anaxagoras: Mom, im gay.
Su: oh that’s great dear.
Al Haitham: I also like men.
Su: well that’s…lovely…god is there anyone in this how who likes girls?
Griseo (adult): I do!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Su: don’t worry, one day when you’re older. You’ll find a nice man like your father and settle down and maybe have children.
Anaxagoras: *sobs harder* but dad sucks!
Su: 😐 *facepalms*
I just can’t stop imaging kishou coming out as like gay or bi and Tsuneyoshi’s reaction is just
“Okay? You still need to turn in your reports on time.”
Or
“Your a disappointment regardless of what gender you want to fuck.”
He’s not an ally he just doesn’t give a shit
Fuck it, I wanna see y’all’s favorite duos (regardless of gender) in these fits.
CHOP CHOP YALL
-Shitpost/incorrect quotes-
Su: (talking about project Stigma) Genocide is perfectly fine (motions to Kevin) but god forbid I have an abortion.
Kevin: abortion is wrong!
Su: and project stigma isn’t!?
Kevin: Project stigma will kill of people with no purpose and who have already lived their lives, abortion is taking away someone’s right to have a life!
Eden: Prolife Ass bitch.
(This is all a joke based off of a conversation I had with a Ai bot Kevin, abortion somehow came up and the AI was against it so I made an incorrect quote thing with it.)
Why were you even born?
what did I do to you?
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w h a t
(For context Kalpas and Kosma got into and arguement and so Kevin has to make them apologize to each other. But Kevin was just woken up and it’s like 5 in the morning.)
Kevin: “alright, you two need to kiss and make out.” (He meant make up)
Kosma:”what?”
Kevin: “you heard me.”
Eden: Desperately trying not to laughs knowing damn well Kevin is half asleep
Kalpas: shrugs “whatever you say.” Kalpas takes his mask off before kissing Kosma
Su: giggles
Kevin: finally realizing what he said “WAIT- no I meant kiss and make up not make out!”
Eden: laughing loudly “Too late old man.”
Hmm~ What on your mind?
Nothing my head is empty.
Oddity is my middle name (No it’s not.) “And then the bees…”
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