Oddity is my middle name (No it’s not.) “And then the bees…”
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Why were you even born?
what did I do to you?
-Su x Kevin Family HC-
3 kids
Anaxagoras (I mean look at him)
Al Haitham (literally based off of them)
Clara (girly pop how else could she be immune to the cold).
Honorary Children:
Kosma and Griseo.
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Anaxagoras: Mom, im gay.
Su: oh that’s great dear.
Al Haitham: I also like men.
Su: well that’s…lovely…god is there anyone in this how who likes girls?
Griseo (adult): I do!
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Su: don’t worry, one day when you’re older. You’ll find a nice man like your father and settle down and maybe have children.
Anaxagoras: *sobs harder* but dad sucks!
Su: 😐 *facepalms*
GUYS SOMEONE DREW HIM WITH FANGS CAN YALL FIND THE OG POST????
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE FIND THE ARTIST
~Headcanons~
Idk why but I just headcanon Welt having fangs. And they don’t really serve any use other then to be scary when he’s angry and stuff. They are meant for tearing through human flesh and bone.
And he bites, and it’s hard. He’s like a refined but feral gremlin.
I can’t see Welt as just a kind old man, he’s is my silly. He is my silly little traumatized 8 year old and I can’t see him in any other light.
As a joke Void archives mocked Welts fang on the avatar he uses. Welt doesn’t find his mocking very funny.
Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!
Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!
Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!
Damn, sometimes I forget I have free will
;-;
Idk kinda just
Made Aponia, Su? Made Su Aponia?
🙂↕️🙂↕️😔
I felt like this fit these 2. Sorry it’s kinda ass. :(
I worked so hard please let this blow up
Recently I’ve been thinking what would welt look like as a boss.
He is the Herrscher of reason (I like to also call it Herrscher of mimicry) because their main power is creating copies of things (as long as they understand those things)
So I imagine some of Welt moves would be copies of previous bosses moves
Like say aventurine’s gamble or hitting your team with a shitload of gambling chips
Maybe something from Sunday’s boss battle, like those little Angel shits. That you have to break.
And a capturing technique like in svarog’s boss fight. Maxing at 3 captures.
Then some special effect like a heavy slowing and set back of your team. Giving enemies more turns. Maybe an ability to remove buffs from your team.
I would imagine his boss form would be full out Herrscher (so not them grandpa ass clothes) with his Herrscher eyes and the star of Eden being returned to its original form. Mostly likely also floating off the ground (cause Herrschers can do that)
Maybe a move that ties back to his deal with Void Archives or alternatively having Void Archives as an ally. Like Black Swan in the fight again Gallagher weird ass dog, or the train in the Sunday fight.
I Imagine he’d have special voice lines for defeating members of the astral express
Dan Hang: Oh what a shame to have to reset all your progress, time to start over little vidyahara
March 7th: Oh March. Shame it had end this way, to never learn of you true origins or to regain your memories
Himeko: Consider this Your final trailblazing expedition.
Caelus: Poor Caelus, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta
Stelle: Poor Stelle, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta
Sunday: This was an outcome bound to happen. No Aeon can save you. Now die like the Order did.
Oh and here are some for the Stellaron Hunters as well
Blade: Consider this an act of mercy, I’m bringing your suffering to end
Kafka: Can’t talk your way out of this one Kafka
Silverwolf: Enjoy the taste of losing, because you never had a chance at winning
Firefly/Sam: Die and go join your comrades in the afterlife
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w h a t
Potatoes are magical
HSR vs HI3 Post arguement
HSR:
Anaxa: I’m sorry about anything I said it was all in the heat of the moment
Phainon: oh Anaxa, it’s fine I understand fully. We’re still friends at the end of the day
Anaxa: I’m happy about that Phainon
HI3:
Kevin: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE I SAID IM SORRY ALREADY
Su: *Beating the shit out of Kevin with a slipper.* SORRY ISNT FUCKING ENOUGH! FOR THE LAST 50,000 YEARS IVE PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT AND IM MAKING YOU PAY FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU PUT ME THROUGH *Starts calling Kevin every slur known to man in every single fucking language*
Elysia: *Trying to pull Su away.*
Hiiii I know I'm late and I don't know if u take req but pls pls pls pls PLSSSSS Continue the KevMEISu 3some, that was so hot and we rarely get fed KevMEISu en smut so pls my Liege I'm begging u to feed the KevMEISu nation, we're starving
Don’t worry my dear child, I will have that fic out soon. I hear your request and I will fulfill it.
“Hey hey what are you doing Mr. Yang?” Sparkle asks playfully
“I am about to play Russian roulette.” Welt says
“Oh fun I love that ga-“ Sparkle goes to speak
“Yeah this revolver is fully loaded.” Welt says
“T-That’s not leaving anything up to chance..” Sparkle says
“Yeah that’s the point.” Welt says
Fuck it, I wanna see y’all’s favorite duos (regardless of gender) in these fits.
CHOP CHOP YALL
Guys real question, how the fuck do I stop serving cunt? Like serious question. I’m scaring away my guy friends. I look to good and it’s giving way too much.
Welt’s hands tighten their grip around Sunday’s neck, glaring down at the younger one.
In all reality they weren’t two different. 2 people playing the role of gods, a path that 1 choice and the other had forced onto them.
“Sometimes I truly wonder.” Welt mumbles “Do I truly hate you? Or am I just projecting my own self loathing onto and tricking myself into thinking I hate you.”
“What an odd question.” Sunday says
An odd question it was, Welt let his hands relax and then fall back down to his sides. Sunday regaining the ability to breathe once more
“Piss off Sunday. And stop asking for my forgiveness…next time I might not be able to take back control of myself.” Welt says
“Control yourself?” Sunday asks
“…don’t worry about it kid.” Welt says
“You can’t tell me something like that then refuse to elaborate.” Sunday says
“I can do whatever the fuck I want.” Welt says
“But Mr. Yang-“
“Shut your mouth you worthless insect!” Welt shouts “You falsely claimed yourself a god! Learn to have some respect when talking to true divinity.”
“T-True divinity?” Sunday almost scoffs
“Just fuck off. It pisses me off just how much it feels like I’ve had this conversation before.” Welt grumbles
The silence was loud even on the busy express. The tension in the room was thick….but perhaps it wasn’t tension and was just the honkai energy that Welt’s body gave off. Welt turns and walks off, back to his bedroom
Mostly March was the only person who questioned why welt spent so much time alone. Welt knew why he spent so much time alone. He didn’t want to hurt the others. His body gave off honkai energy, a lot of it..spending too much time around these humans could cause them to become sick due to the excessive exposure. So he locked himself away in his room. The one place no one can disturb him, the one place no one can enter but him. Sometimes being a herrscher and it’s perks. A big one being the ability to walk through solid objects. Welt could keep his door firmly locked up and still be able to easily enter and exit.
~Story end~
Incase anyone is wondering yes Herrschers can phase through objects.
These manga panels for reference
I know the one with Welt is meant to be goofy but it still proves that herrscher can move through objects
I just can’t stop imaging kishou coming out as like gay or bi and Tsuneyoshi’s reaction is just
“Okay? You still need to turn in your reports on time.”
Or
“Your a disappointment regardless of what gender you want to fuck.”
He’s not an ally he just doesn’t give a shit
Astral express edit :3
At first I was like
“Recca is HSR’s Joachim”
As a joke
But bro
I don’t think it’s a joke anymore
Look at this shit
Welt slowly approached the mirror before him, bringing his hand up to place it against the glass. Tears slowly slide down his face.
“This….this isn’t me.” Welt whispers his voice cracking. He turns to face Himeko “The me that you know….it’s a lie.”
“Welt what…..what do you mean?” Himeko asks
“Don’t call me Welt. That’s not my name. My name is Joachim. I’m not a human, I’m a herrscher. A god like figure.” Welt says “I’m from another universe.”
“Is this some sick joke?” Himeko asks “Please tell me your joking.”
Welt lets out a shaky scoff
“I wish it was a cruel joke. Maybe it is, a cruel joke on me.” Welt says “Im scared to act like myself around others, so I mimic my father’s personality. Im not calm, im not knowledgeable, im not humble, and im sure as hell not trustable.”
“Welt- Joachim.” Himeko says “it’s fine, it’s just some petty lies. Your still the same person we know and love.”
“Im really not Himeko.” Welt says, more tears spilling down his face “Im a horrible person. Why can’t you understand that?”
“Because I don’t want to believe it.” Himeko says
“Your so foolish. So easy to manipulate. God how you remind me of myself.” Welt says
So fucking around on HOYOLAB and someone points out how Mr. Recca might be HSR’s actual Joachim (Welt)
The comments
And I thought it would be so fucking funny. Bc it’s like. You two look nothing alike how are you the same person, and then Welt reveals that deep down he is straight up batshit crazy.
Am I wrong or no?
Pretty much like this meme |
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Welt E6 with my HCs
Crying because he is in constant mental anguish
Honkai markings because he often over uses his powers and that’s bound to cause some backlash from the honkai
And Scar pertaining to accidents, fights, and clumsiness
Bruising in different stages due to clumsiness and not paying attention
I fucking love this
hc that before asking his bf out fura taishi has to pass through arima’s evil parents
So I’m sure we all know that Kishou Arima is a half human. Born form yk a ghoul and human. But I was thinking, if Arima was more leaning to the ghoul side and had a Kagune what type of Kagune would he have?
I believe the Arima would have a Rinkaku. Known for being swift and flexible (though also frail and easily to destroy). A Rinkaku would be able to keep up with the speed that Kishou fights with. As he’s constantly maneuvering and dodge swiftly so he would have a kagune that matches that speed.
Yeah, so that’s just what I believe. Comment if you have a difference in opinion.
Comment if you want to think about what other characters kagune types would be if they were a ghoul.
Hi
I'm asking you personally, can you please take a look at my campaign.. at my lost family.. my lost future 😞😞😞.
Can you please adopt my cause 🙏
I’ll try and spread this as much as I can but I’m afraid I am unable to help with you cause.
I pray to all the gods in existence of every religion that you get safety
October, hmmmm
Shitpost tober!
Give me idea for shitposts to write OR give me headcanons to write for y’all
Y’all get ear pain when you get ear infections?
How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy
im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit
Y’all I just found out my favorite character Ken Kaneki SHARES MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YALL KID YOU THE FUCK NOT
Hell yeah!
Favorite guys share my birthday.
Mwah!