Hiiii I Know I'm Late And I Don't Know If U Take Req But Pls Pls Pls Pls PLSSSSS Continue The KevMEISu

October, hmmmm

Shitpost tober!

Give me idea for shitposts to write OR give me headcanons to write for y’all

I fucking love this

hc that before asking his bf out fura taishi has to pass through arima’s evil parents

Fuck it, I wanna see y’all’s favorite duos (regardless of gender) in these fits.

CHOP CHOP YALL

{Kosma x Kalpas short}

Kosma leans his head against Kalpas’s chest. His eyes closed as he slowly drifts to sleep. Kalpas gently wraps his arms around Kosma’s waist. Kalpas was not used to cuddling or being cuddled. Though not used to it, Kalpas wants nothing more then Kosma to be comfortable.

“God how did I end up with someone as sweet and kind as you? You’re so… perfect. I’m a monster..” Kalpas buries his face is Kosma’s hair

“Your not a Monster. People just don’t understand you.” Kosma mumbles, placing a hand on top of his hand

~End of short, idk this was just a short little thing if you want me to add more just ask man.~

I felt like this fit these 2. Sorry it’s kinda ass. :(

I worked so hard please let this blow up

-Su x Kevin Family HC-

3 kids

Anaxagoras (I mean look at him)

Al Haitham (literally based off of them)

Clara (girly pop how else could she be immune to the cold).

Honorary Children:

Kosma and Griseo.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Anaxagoras: Mom, im gay.

Su: oh that’s great dear.

Al Haitham: I also like men.

Su: well that’s…lovely…god is there anyone in this how who likes girls?

Griseo (adult): I do!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Su: don’t worry, one day when you’re older. You’ll find a nice man like your father and settle down and maybe have children.

Anaxagoras: *sobs harder* but dad sucks!

Su: 😐 *facepalms*

Guys real question, how the fuck do I stop serving cunt? Like serious question. I’m scaring away my guy friends. I look to good and it’s giving way too much.

HSR vs HI3 Post arguement

HSR:

Anaxa: I’m sorry about anything I said it was all in the heat of the moment

Phainon: oh Anaxa, it’s fine I understand fully. We’re still friends at the end of the day

Anaxa: I’m happy about that Phainon

HI3:

Kevin: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE I SAID IM SORRY ALREADY

Su: *Beating the shit out of Kevin with a slipper.* SORRY ISNT FUCKING ENOUGH! FOR THE LAST 50,000 YEARS IVE PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT AND IM MAKING YOU PAY FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU PUT ME THROUGH *Starts calling Kevin every slur known to man in every single fucking language*

Elysia: *Trying to pull Su away.*

Y’all get ear pain when you get ear infections?

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

Astral express edit :3