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-headcanon-

I HC that the E6 for HSR characters is what they are at their core. So the only reason characters like Boothill, Dan Heng IL, Acheron, Welt Yang, trailblazer, and firefly look different in their E6.

Boothill is a human in his E6, Dan Heng IL is a child (start of the rebirth cycle), Acheron’s hair is white, welt is a child, Trailblazer has their Stellaron glowing, and firefly’s body is fading.

It’s their cores. It’s them as a whole.

-Headcanon-

I have a little Headcanon that all Kaslana’s are just the human versions of golden retrievers.

So Kevin around Su is like an incessant dogs wanting attention but around everyone else Kevin is cold and stern.

Siegfreid is an absolute golden retriever 24/7 365 (except when fighting) but he has two favorite people (or rather 1) (this isn’t counting his daughters) Cecilia and Welt. Those are his favorite people.

Kiana is obviously like a golden retriever to Mei. Every two seconds is “Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai!” It’s really adorable to everyone but Mei. She loves Kiana to death but god Kiana is annoying overtime.

Bianca is a golden Retriever towards Rita but is more subtle about it then everyone else.

-headcanon/shitpost-

“Y’know Mr. Yang you should speak your mind more!” March says with a goofy smile

“I Should? Perhaps i will.” Welt says

“That’s Great-“ March starts to speak before being interrupted

“The voices in my head are telling me to brutally murder everyone in the astral express.” Welt says

“W-what?” March asks

“By, have a good rest of your day March.” Welt says

“HUH!?” March is flabbergasted

~Welt doesn’t speak his mind because his mind and thoughts are just the voices in his head from the Honkai.-

~Headcanons~

Idk why but I just headcanon Welt having fangs. And they don’t really serve any use other then to be scary when he’s angry and stuff. They are meant for tearing through human flesh and bone.

And he bites, and it’s hard. He’s like a refined but feral gremlin.

I can’t see Welt as just a kind old man, he’s is my silly. He is my silly little traumatized 8 year old and I can’t see him in any other light.

As a joke Void archives mocked Welts fang on the avatar he uses. Welt doesn’t find his mocking very funny.

-Shitpost-

“What did you just call me?” Welt asks a little astounded

“I called ya peaches.” Boothill says “Lovingly, not as any sort a insult.”

“Since when was calling someone a fruit understood as endearing or insulting I simply do not understand.” Argenti says

“You ain’t from the south love, you ain’t gonna understand.” Boothill says

“But I wish too!” Argenti says

“It’s kinda like calling a friend or stranger, love. Normally the nickname love is used for talking to a lover, but people form the south call strangers or friends Love. It’s just… a cultural thing.” Welt says

“Ah I see and understand such a wondrous concept for endearing name.” Argenti says “Thank you for enlightenment my dear Joachim.”

“Your welcome.” Welt says

“Oi’ why ‘re you callin him dear?” Boothill asks

“Oh my gracious cowboy. It was an endearment as a friend.” Argenti says

“Ah… I see.” Boothill says “Sorry for jumpin to conclusions.”

“It’s is Not a Problem in the slightest.” Argenti says

-Headcanon post-

This is just a brief headcanon post. But I headcanon that welt’s eyes are actually two different colors because In the visual novel his eyes are green but in hi3 and HSR his eyes are brown. So yeah. There’s my HCs

Edit: I did some editing on Offical art to better show my HC

-I can fix them! (In HI3 relationships)-

Void: I can fix Welt. It’ll be easy.

How the fuck did he make me worse??

Su: Im Sure I could fix Kevin.

My assumption was wrong, I think I made him worse

Kosma: I cant fix Kalpas! And that’s perfectly fine with me

How the fuck did I fix him???

Seele: Bronya is Perfect and doesn’t next fixing!

Nothing changes

Kiana: I could fix her

Mei: I could fix her

They fail horribly at fixing each other

Mobius: Vill-V is completely unfixable

Mobius is right

Pardofelis: I bet I could make Fu Hua worse

Pardo can not infact change Fu Hua in the slightest

Kallen: I cant fix her; but I’ll try!

She tried and failed to fix Sakura

Eden: how is this bitch perfect!?

Elysia can’t be fixed She is perfect

Rita: Master Bianca is a mess and I can’t fix her

Rita is correct in her assumption

-Shitpost-

“So… we inherit those cool powers that Joyce has and then we carry on his name!” Joachim says smiling “what else!”

“You become a compulsive liar and a compulsive manipulater. You make a deal with a man who looks a lot like Ottto to protect the son you adopt only to realize you’ll be stuck with said Otto looking person for the rest of your life because neither of you can die.” Welt says smiling at his younger self “oh and don’t forget the constant overwhelming fear that everyone you trust is going to betray you! Oh and the voices that don’t let you sleep.”

“I don’t want to become a Herrscher anymore.” Joachim says

“Life sucks buddy. Get over yourself.” Welt says “you also eventually realize your probably the reason your parent got divorced.”

-Shitpost-

“Wait- How do I know your not Sparkle?” Caelus asks

“How do you know I am sparkle?” Welt says giving Caelus finger guns

“Good question.” Caelus says

Welt face palms

“Caelus That’s the joke. Don’t over think it.” Welt says

“Hmm.” Caelus says

“No seriously I’m Sparkle. Stop thinking you’ll hurt yourself.” Sparkle says ending her false appearance as Welt

“Hmmmm.” Caelus continues to think

“Dear Aeons above CAELUS.” Sparkle says shaking Caelus’s shoulders

“Huh?” Caelus says having snapped back into his senses

-just a dumb idea-

-Shitpost/incorrect quotes-

Su: (talking about project Stigma) Genocide is perfectly fine (motions to Kevin) but god forbid I have an abortion.

Kevin: abortion is wrong!

Su: and project stigma isn’t!?

Kevin: Project stigma will kill of people with no purpose and who have already lived their lives, abortion is taking away someone’s right to have a life!

Eden: Prolife Ass bitch.

(This is all a joke based off of a conversation I had with a Ai bot Kevin, abortion somehow came up and the AI was against it so I made an incorrect quote thing with it.)

-Shitpost-

“Mr. Yang! Stop don’t do that, that’s illegal!” Caelus says

“Mr. Yang don’t do That That’s illegal.mimimimi.” Welt mocks “I don’t remember giving a damn Caelus! So, fuck you and fuck the law!”

“I can’t believe this!” Caelus says

“Can you believe Welt is wanted for multiple accounts of murder?” Void asks

“WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU!” Caelus jumps

~Just had an episode, and now it’s nonsense time! I don’t know what to call the episode I had today I just had an episode. As far as I’m aware I don’t have any conditions that have episodes but pretty sure I had one.~

-Shitpost-

March Walks into the expresses kitchen, yawning. Her joyful mood quickly turn sour as she notices Welt and Stelle sitting in a corner of the kitchen sharing a bag of shredded cheese… just shredded cheese. March rolls her eyes, before grabbing a spray bottle for any situation like this, she starts spraying welt and Stelle with the water “Bad Welt! Bad Stelle! No cheese eating!” March says as if their cats. Welt and stelle stop their activity and leaves not wants to be sprayed with anymore water. “Great now I have to clean up after them.” March grumbles

“ Wow, I had no clue you could be responsible March… I though you would have just let them.. sit there and eat the cheese.” Dan Heng says a little surprised at March taking action without being prompted by anyone else “Well I’m tired of those two doing all this gremlin stuff. Theirs a reason Himeko childproofed a lot of stuff in the kitchen and on the express in general.” March says rolling her eyes

I was just rereading the 2nd Key manga of hi3 and I realized Su was forcing Bianka to go through what he went through to tell if she was worthy of taking over his mission with the 2nd divine key and the Abyssal Flower, and in that life from Bianka’s POV she gets sick with the Honkai after saving a patient.. meaning that in the canon timeline Su came down with the Honkai before Mei ever did! And the MANTIS surgery saved his life!! So Su got sick with the Honkai before Mei, so Mei dying to the Honkai hurt two times harder for Kevin because he knows that it could have been Su who died of the Honkai as well.

Y’all the shit I realize when hyper analyzing whilst also half asleep is crazy-

~Boothill and Welt friendship squabble~

“Mutterfudger! I cant Read This! It’s too damn hard.” Boothill grumbles

“are you fuckin kidding me right now? This is a Dr. Seuss book, I could read these when I was 6.” Welt scoffs

“Listen Here Partner ain’t every as privileged as you is when you was a child.” Boothill says

“I was never privileged as child, my life sucked as kid. I lost my father and my mentor, and I had some try to kill me, you cunt.” Welt says “And that’s not all, I was treated like garbage and my only use to the adults around me was to fight. Hours upon hours of training to control my power all for nothing because I was and always have been a useless piece of shit!” Welt sighs, bringing his hands to his face.

“Well hey Now Partner, not everyone is gonna use ya like that… not everyone is gonna see you in the light, I think your a pretty useful person!” Boothill says trying to lighten Welt mood

“ Can i confide something to you Boothill?” Welt asks

“Of course ya can Welt.” Boothill says

“My Name isn’t Welt, It’s Joachim. I just needed to get this off my chest, I hate lying but it’s become second nature to me…” Welt says

“That’s a lovely name! I’m thankful you trust me enough to tell me this partner! I’ll keep your little secret with me, no matter what.” Boothill smiles

“Promise?” Welt asks

“I pinkie promise.” Boothill says

~the end.~

(Ship Post)

(Dr. Mei x Su x Kevin)

Dr. Mei lets out an overdramatic sigh, pulling Su into a hug from behind “ Su~ it My turn with you~.” Mei says

Kevin scoffs “According to whom?” Kevin crosses his arms “According to me! Your constantly hogging him, I think I should get a turn now. Your not the only one with needs and desires.“ Mei says tightening her hold around Su’s waist “I thought I made myself clear when I said you get your turn with him when I’m busy. It’s not my fault you don’t use that opportunity.” Kevin says with a sigh

“ You took a break from project stigma and now your never busy and I don’t get my turn. It’s not fair, I should get to play with Su just as much as you do!” Mei says “ So I’ll just take my turn now, right here.” Mei begins to lick and bite Su’s neck causing him to shiver “ What a sex deprived women you are Mei. Your going to use him right here? In my office? Where anyone could walk in and see?” Kevin says

“ Hey, here’s an idea. Let just take it to the bedroom and you both can take turn with me. Or maybe both of you can use me at the same time. How about that? Kevin gets to keep using me and Mei gets her turn. It’s a win win!” Su says putting up his hand in a calm fashion trying to keep the two from fighting over his body. “ No let’s not take it to the bedroom. We can have a threesome right here in my office. It’s still a win win isn’t it Su?” Kevin says grabbing Su’s chin with one hand and forcing Su to look up at him “ I don’t mind that idea. The thrill of getting caught just get me hot.” Mei says. Su gulps before sighing, this wasn’t going exactly how he wanted it but at least they weren’t fighting… Su just hopes he can walk in the morning

(End of the post. If ya’ll want me to I’ll post a follow up smut to go along with it.)

{Kosma x Kalpas short}

Kosma leans his head against Kalpas’s chest. His eyes closed as he slowly drifts to sleep. Kalpas gently wraps his arms around Kosma’s waist. Kalpas was not used to cuddling or being cuddled. Though not used to it, Kalpas wants nothing more then Kosma to be comfortable.

“God how did I end up with someone as sweet and kind as you? You’re so… perfect. I’m a monster..” Kalpas buries his face is Kosma’s hair

“Your not a Monster. People just don’t understand you.” Kosma mumbles, placing a hand on top of his hand

~End of short, idk this was just a short little thing if you want me to add more just ask man.~

i have unpopular (probably unheard of ships) and semi popular ships.

-Kosma x Kalpas

-Scar x Jiyan (don’t ask why it just clicks in my little brain) (WuWa)

- Wanshi x Chrome (PGR)

-Theresa x Himeko Murata (HI3)

-Kiana x Mei (it’s Canon okay?)

-Bronya x Seele (HI3/HSR)

-Welt x Void Archives (HI3)

-Dan Heng x Male Trailblazer (HSR)

-March x female trailblazer (HSR)

-Himeko x Kafka (HSR)

-Tesla x Einstein (They Are literally Welt’s lesbians parents and you can make me think otherwise) (HI3)

-Lyle x APHO Mc (Adam) (HI3)

-Camu x Roland (PGR)

-Kamui x Lee (PGR)

-Su x Kevin

-Eden x Elysia

That’s all I have for romantic ships

i have some platonic friendships I enjoy that aren’t canon

-Pantalone and Capitano (They Are just silly little guys)

-Carole and Bronya (Sisters Honestly)

-Joey and Bronya (big sister little brother.)

-Kosma and Kevin (Father son dynamic)

-Kosma and Griseo (Brother and sister vibe)

yeah. My option is always invaluable because of how it verrs from the norm. Just some food for thought.

(For context Kalpas and Kosma got into and arguement and so Kevin has to make them apologize to each other. But Kevin was just woken up and it’s like 5 in the morning.)

Kevin: “alright, you two need to kiss and make out.” (He meant make up)

Kosma:”what?”

Kevin: “you heard me.”

Eden: Desperately trying not to laughs knowing damn well Kevin is half asleep

Kalpas: shrugs “whatever you say.” Kalpas takes his mask off before kissing Kosma

Su: giggles

Kevin: finally realizing what he said “WAIT- no I meant kiss and make up not make out!”

Eden: laughing loudly “Too late old man.”

Hmm~ What on your mind?

Nothing my head is empty.