-Shitpost-

Welt E6 with my HCs

Crying because he is in constant mental anguish

Honkai markings because he often over uses his powers and that’s bound to cause some backlash from the honkai

And Scar pertaining to accidents, fights, and clumsiness

Bruising in different stages due to clumsiness and not paying attention

October, hmmmm

Shitpost tober!

Give me idea for shitposts to write OR give me headcanons to write for y’all

Hi

I'm asking you personally, can you please take a look at my campaign.. at my lost family.. my lost future 😞😞😞.

Can you please adopt my cause 🙏

I’ll try and spread this as much as I can but I’m afraid I am unable to help with you cause.

I pray to all the gods in existence of every religion that you get safety

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

Welt’s hands tighten their grip around Sunday’s neck, glaring down at the younger one.

In all reality they weren’t two different. 2 people playing the role of gods, a path that 1 choice and the other had forced onto them.

“Sometimes I truly wonder.” Welt mumbles “Do I truly hate you? Or am I just projecting my own self loathing onto and tricking myself into thinking I hate you.”

“What an odd question.” Sunday says

An odd question it was, Welt let his hands relax and then fall back down to his sides. Sunday regaining the ability to breathe once more

“Piss off Sunday. And stop asking for my forgiveness…next time I might not be able to take back control of myself.” Welt says

“Control yourself?” Sunday asks

“…don’t worry about it kid.” Welt says

“You can’t tell me something like that then refuse to elaborate.” Sunday says

“I can do whatever the fuck I want.” Welt says

“But Mr. Yang-“

“Shut your mouth you worthless insect!” Welt shouts “You falsely claimed yourself a god! Learn to have some respect when talking to true divinity.”

“T-True divinity?” Sunday almost scoffs

“Just fuck off. It pisses me off just how much it feels like I’ve had this conversation before.” Welt grumbles

The silence was loud even on the busy express. The tension in the room was thick….but perhaps it wasn’t tension and was just the honkai energy that Welt’s body gave off. Welt turns and walks off, back to his bedroom

Mostly March was the only person who questioned why welt spent so much time alone. Welt knew why he spent so much time alone. He didn’t want to hurt the others. His body gave off honkai energy, a lot of it..spending too much time around these humans could cause them to become sick due to the excessive exposure. So he locked himself away in his room. The one place no one can disturb him, the one place no one can enter but him. Sometimes being a herrscher and it’s perks. A big one being the ability to walk through solid objects. Welt could keep his door firmly locked up and still be able to easily enter and exit.

~Story end~

Incase anyone is wondering yes Herrschers can phase through objects.

These manga panels for reference

I know the one with Welt is meant to be goofy but it still proves that herrscher can move through objects

(Ship Post)

(Dr. Mei x Su x Kevin)

Dr. Mei lets out an overdramatic sigh, pulling Su into a hug from behind “ Su~ it My turn with you~.” Mei says

Kevin scoffs “According to whom?” Kevin crosses his arms “According to me! Your constantly hogging him, I think I should get a turn now. Your not the only one with needs and desires.“ Mei says tightening her hold around Su’s waist “I thought I made myself clear when I said you get your turn with him when I’m busy. It’s not my fault you don’t use that opportunity.” Kevin says with a sigh

“ You took a break from project stigma and now your never busy and I don’t get my turn. It’s not fair, I should get to play with Su just as much as you do!” Mei says “ So I’ll just take my turn now, right here.” Mei begins to lick and bite Su’s neck causing him to shiver “ What a sex deprived women you are Mei. Your going to use him right here? In my office? Where anyone could walk in and see?” Kevin says

“ Hey, here’s an idea. Let just take it to the bedroom and you both can take turn with me. Or maybe both of you can use me at the same time. How about that? Kevin gets to keep using me and Mei gets her turn. It’s a win win!” Su says putting up his hand in a calm fashion trying to keep the two from fighting over his body. “ No let’s not take it to the bedroom. We can have a threesome right here in my office. It’s still a win win isn’t it Su?” Kevin says grabbing Su’s chin with one hand and forcing Su to look up at him “ I don’t mind that idea. The thrill of getting caught just get me hot.” Mei says. Su gulps before sighing, this wasn’t going exactly how he wanted it but at least they weren’t fighting… Su just hopes he can walk in the morning

(End of the post. If ya’ll want me to I’ll post a follow up smut to go along with it.)

-headcanon/shitpost-

“Y’know Mr. Yang you should speak your mind more!” March says with a goofy smile

“I Should? Perhaps i will.” Welt says

“That’s Great-“ March starts to speak before being interrupted

“The voices in my head are telling me to brutally murder everyone in the astral express.” Welt says

“W-what?” March asks

“By, have a good rest of your day March.” Welt says

“HUH!?” March is flabbergasted

~Welt doesn’t speak his mind because his mind and thoughts are just the voices in his head from the Honkai.-

I fucking love this

hc that before asking his bf out fura taishi has to pass through arima’s evil parents

Hmm~ What on your mind?

Nothing my head is empty.

-Headcanon-

I have a little Headcanon that all Kaslana’s are just the human versions of golden retrievers.

So Kevin around Su is like an incessant dogs wanting attention but around everyone else Kevin is cold and stern.

Siegfreid is an absolute golden retriever 24/7 365 (except when fighting) but he has two favorite people (or rather 1) (this isn’t counting his daughters) Cecilia and Welt. Those are his favorite people.

Kiana is obviously like a golden retriever to Mei. Every two seconds is “Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai!” It’s really adorable to everyone but Mei. She loves Kiana to death but god Kiana is annoying overtime.

Bianca is a golden Retriever towards Rita but is more subtle about it then everyone else.