Well Folk.....

Dearest tumblr,

Why’d you go and fuck up my feed? Where’s my dirty porn, tied tits, and humiliated chicks??!!

Grumpily,

Me…

I am nothing but three holes and a pair of tits.

I am a naive deranged little slut.

I am a cumrag.

I was born a stupid cunt.

Talk about making a pig wet!

I really really want Sir to do this to me.

Sure! 😈😼

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

Please

Friend goals!! 🐽🐽 Two PIGS are way more fun than one

I am a stupid cunt slave, who needs stupid cunt slave friends...

Any takers?

We can be dirty cunts together...

Talk about dirty things, give each other ideas on how to be more disgusting, ya know, a great friendship 🤗

Who doesn't get wet when they find a love note from Sir? 🤗🐽

So much of this 😍

#truelove #strongmaninmylife #darkdesires

We Don’t Want To Choose

Being a a man who wants to choke a woman on your cock, and also pull out her chair is not contradictory. Drying her tears when she burns dinner, and wanting to beat her ass with a paddle until she cries, are not contradictory. It’s okay to care about her favorite book, what happened at work, and why she thinks she doesn’t deserve that new sweater. It’s also okay to enjoy that whimpering sound she makes when you pull her hair, and want to smear her makeup with your cock while she edges herself for you. You can hold her when she stubs her toe, and still want to fuck her ass so hard she begs you to stop.

These are the men masochists crave. Men who understand that caring, loving, and tenderness are not weakness. Men who are also not afraid they will break us. Who know that we can be both strong and vulnerable. Men who satisfy our needs and give life to our dark desires. We don’t want to choose. Masochists are greedy, and we want both.

Sir is planning on nailing my pig udders this Saturday....it's been a really long time and this FuckPig can not deny being excited and yet, oh so scared.

More to come...