My Favorite Is People Who Send Me Unsolicited Dick Pics And Then They’re Like, “uh, Hi? Are You Ignoring

I already have this ability. I just don't know anyone rich enough to use it on.

You’ve unlocked the ability to eat the rich, what do you do with your newfound power?

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

I didn't know I needed to know this.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses you should have this too

The CIA found Bible Black on Osama bin Laden's hard drives

It's an Arabic dub of Bible Black and most of the facility staff were native Pashto speakers so it's incredibly likely that this was Osama bin Laden's personal futa hentai

I don't know how to continue going on with my life now that this information is in my head

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Please keep it going

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

I bought the mug. Can't wait to get it

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All the Animorphs Books in the proper order

Link to the site with all the books: http://animorphsforum.com/ebooks/

If you have a Kindle, or a smart-phone with the free Kindle app, you can download the ePub files, find out what your “kindle email” is (it should be under the settings or account), and email them to your kindle/smart-phone. They should show up in the Library like any other book.

Book 1: The Invasion: ePub // PDF

Book 2: The Visitor:  ePub // PDF

Book 3: The Encounter:  ePub // PDF

Book 4: The Message:  ePub // PDF

Book 5: The Predator:  ePub // PDF

Book 6: The Capture:  ePub // PDF

Book 7: The Stranger:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: The Andalite’s Gift:  ePub // PDF

Book 8: The Alien:  ePub // PDF

Book 9: The Secret:  ePub // PDF

Book 10: The Android:  ePub // PDF

Book 11: The Forgotten:  ePub // PDF

1st Choose Your Own Adventure Book: The First Journey: ePub // PDF

Book 12: The Reaction:  ePub // PDF

*Book 13: The Change:  ePub // PDF

The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: ePub // PDF

Book 14: The Unknown:  ePub // PDF

Book 15: The Escape:  ePub // PDF

Book 16: The Warning:  ePub // PDF

Book 17: The Underground:  ePub // PDF

Book 18: The Decision:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: In The Time Of Dinosaurs: ePub // PDF

Book 19: The Departure:  ePub // PDF

Book 20: The Discovery:  ePub // PDF

Book 21: The Threat:  ePub // PDF

Book 22: The Solution:  ePub // PDF

2nd Choose Your Own Adventure Book: The Nest Passage: ePub // PDF

*****The Andalite Chronicles:  ePub // PDF

*Book 23: The Pretender:  ePub // PDF

Book 24: The Suspicion:  ePub // PDF

Book 25: The Extreme:  ePub // PDF

Book 26: The Attack:  ePub // PDF

**Book 27: The Exposed:  ePub // PDF

*Book 28: The Experiment:  ePub // PDF

Book 29: The Sickness: ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: Elfangor’s Secret: ePub // PDF

Book 30: The Reunion:  ePub // PDF

Book 31: The Conspiracy:  ePub // PDF

Book 32: The Separation:  ePub // PDF

*Book 33: The Illusion: ePub // PDF

Book 34: The Prophecy:  ePub // PDF  

Book 35: The Proposal:  ePub // PDF

Visser:  ePub // PDF

Book 36: The Mutation:  ePub // PDF

Book 37: The Weakness:  ePub // PDF

Book 38: The Arrival:  ePub // PDF

Book 39: The Hidden:  ePub // PDF

Book 40: The Other:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: Back To Before:  ePub // PDF

Book 41: The Familiar:  ePub // PDF

Book 42: The Journey:  ePub // PDF

*Book 43: The Test:  ePub // PDF

Book 44: The Unexpected:  ePub // PDF

Book 45: The Revelation:  ePub // PDF

Book 46: The Deception:  ePub // PDF

Book 47: The Resistance:  ePub // PDF

Book 48: The Return:  ePub // PDF

*Book 49: The Diversion:  ePub // PDF

***Book 50: The Ultimate:  ePub // PDF

***Book 51: The Absolute: ePub // PDF

***Book 52: The Sacrifice:  ePub // PDF

***Book 53: The Answer:  ePub // PDF

The Ellimist Chronicles: ePub // PDF

***Book 54: The Beginning:  ePub // PDF

if it has an * before it, it means it can be skipped. The more asterisks, the worse it is in terms of writing quality, and OOCness.

yeah the last six……….they’re……………they’re really, really badly written. And not in the “I don’t like the way it ended” way. I mean they are just really badly written.

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

If you have read Eragon (The Inheritance Cycle ) reblog this.

My friend doesn’t belive there are others whom have read it.